Epic gargle, lol!

should have gargled a candle first. Yoinks.

Since I don't really drink I guess I'll have to go with the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Two facts about these scandals. First, Obama's horrible leadership is what enabled this widespread corruption of government. Two, Stewart still gargles on Obama's genitalia.

Now show me a video on how to verify this. What power of microscope would you need to determine this isn't just regular cells?

Also, this is faster if you gargle with the soap!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'smurf, gargamel, avatar, meow, smurfette, gargalsmurf, robot chicken, no nipples' to 'smurf, gargamel, avatar, meow, smurfette, gargle smurf, robot chicken, no nipples' - edited by xxovercastxx

>> ^volumptuous:

"Neolibs will love this video because it speaks to them viscerally to thoth thwarteth of thine highest willfull, money" - Winstonfeld Pennypacker
"COINS!! TAXES ARE THE SAME AS RACIAL SEGREGATION!" - Blankfist
"Argle bargle flargle gargle" - Quantummushroom


That's unusually coherent for QM.

"Neolibs will love this video because it speaks to them viscerally to thoth thwarteth of thine highest willfull, money" - Winstonfeld Pennypacker

"COINS!! TAXES ARE THE SAME AS RACIAL SEGREGATION!" - Blankfist

"Argle bargle flargle gargle" - Quantummushroom

"Neolibs will love this video because it speaks to them viscerally to thoth thwarteth of thine highest willfull, money" - Winstonfeld Pennypacker

"COINS!! TAXES ARE THE SAME AS RACIAL SEGREGATION!" - Blankfist

"Argle bargle flargle gargle" - Quantummushroom

You're not lucifer but occassionally you speak his mind. As far as what you hate, it's the same as anyone else who is in rebellion; you hate Gods authority over your life. You're obviously not secure in your beliefs, and the reason is..God has made His existence plain to you. Although you have supressed the truth, you know there is a God and that you are under His authority. What you hate is the fact that you will account to Him one day, but still you do what you do knowing the consequences. You said you were once some manner of Christian..which means that the truth has become common to you..you rejected the Holy Spirit so you no longer understand it, but in your eyes you think you understand it better than people who do have the Spirit. It's caused you to become supremely arrogant towards God, and thus it is unlikely you will realize your error. It's not hopeless..you're obviously still pretty young and might grow up one day..but as it stands now you are in serious trouble.

As far as what you really feel about me..who knows? You don't know me, and in any case the persona you project here is always putting on a sarcastic little show..nothing real to be seen as of yet so its impossible to tell.

>> ^hpqp:
Aww Shiny, what happened to "Who you love is yourself. How you love is like gargling razor blades with grain alcohol"? You shouldn't censor yourself like that, it's unhealthy. Let it all out, tell us how you really feel!
Oh, and thank you for suggesting I'm Lucifer, I would've thought it pretentious to call myself
the light-bearer, but if it's you saying it I'll humbly accept the compliment.
edit: btw shiny, how are you so sure it's you I don't like, and not all the hateful and ignorant religious drivel you spout nonstop?
@ghark filling in for @CaptainObvious are we?
>> ^shinyblurry:
What you'd love is to be God, to ascend to Heaven: to raise your throne above the stars of God. To sit entrhoned on the mount of the assembly, on the utmost heights of the sacred mountain.
Isaiah 14:15
But you've been brought down to Sheol, to the deepest part of the pit.
>> ^hpqp:
I love you the same way God does @shinyblurry... actually, no, I wouldn't curse you and all your descendants for disobeying me once, nor would I condemn you to eternal torture for not loving me back.
Heck, that means I <3 you more than He does, by Jove!
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Aww Shiny, what happened to "Who you love is yourself. How you love is like gargling razor blades with grain alcohol"? You shouldn't censor yourself like that, it's unhealthy. Let it all out, tell us how you really feel!

Oh, and thank you for suggesting I'm Lucifer, I would've thought it pretentious to call myself
the light-bearer, but if it's you saying it I'll humbly accept the compliment.

edit: btw shiny, how are you so sure it's you I don't like, and not all the hateful and ignorant religious drivel you spout nonstop?



@ghark filling in for @CaptainObvious are we?

>> ^shinyblurry:

What you'd love is to be God, to ascend to Heaven: to raise your throne above the stars of God. To sit entrhoned on the mount of the assembly, on the utmost heights of the sacred mountain.
Isaiah 14:15
But you've been brought down to Sheol, to the deepest part of the pit.
>> ^hpqp:
I love you the same way God does @shinyblurry... actually, no, I wouldn't curse you and all your descendants for disobeying me once, nor would I condemn you to eternal torture for not loving me back.
Heck, that means I <3 you more than He does, by Jove!
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I'm so happy I could spit. Or at least gargle my R's in the back of my throat!

It does not matter his age, you can be a stupid ignorant fuck at any age level.

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>> ^Yogi:

>> ^xxovercastxx:
This is the 2002 re-release which had a new English soundtrack created with matching 'dubtitles'. It's an abomination, to be honest.
If you make the mistake of selecting English audio, you'll find many of the original lines have been replaced with bad British humor, including the big moment at the end where Fei Hung establishes himself as a master. Gargling sounds were added to most scenes where Fei Hung is drinking and he whines and complains like a snotty rich kid throughout the entire movie.
Thankfully this is the Cantonese audio we're hearing, but the subtitles match the stupid English "translation". This is the same audio that is responsible for the King of Bamboo turning into the Stick King.

Stick King is funnier and so are the British...Fuck China.


Sometimes I wonder how old you are...

>> ^Yogi:

>> ^xxovercastxx:
This is the 2002 re-release which had a new English soundtrack created with matching 'dubtitles'. It's an abomination, to be honest.
If you make the mistake of selecting English audio, you'll find many of the original lines have been replaced with bad British humor, including the big moment at the end where Fei Hung establishes himself as a master. Gargling sounds were added to most scenes where Fei Hung is drinking and he whines and complains like a snotty rich kid throughout the entire movie.
Thankfully this is the Cantonese audio we're hearing, but the subtitles match the stupid English "translation". This is the same audio that is responsible for the King of Bamboo turning into the Stick King.

Stick King is funnier and so are the British...Fuck China.


Sometimes I wonder how old you are...

>> ^xxovercastxx:

This is the 2002 re-release which had a new English soundtrack created with matching 'dubtitles'. It's an abomination, to be honest.
If you make the mistake of selecting English audio, you'll find many of the original lines have been replaced with bad British humor, including the big moment at the end where Fei Hung establishes himself as a master. Gargling sounds were added to most scenes where Fei Hung is drinking and he whines and complains like a snotty rich kid throughout the entire movie.
Thankfully this is the Cantonese audio we're hearing, but the subtitles match the stupid English "translation". This is the same audio that is responsible for the King of Bamboo turning into the Stick King.


Stick King is funnier and so are the British...Fuck China.