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Glenn Beck - God Punished Japan With Earthquake, Tsunami

braindonut says...

For me, it's not a matter of taking offense. I'm not even remotely offended and neither should anyone else be. Instead, I'm concerned about the ridiculously stupid things that humans have a tendency to do when they inject ideas of a rational agent into horrific events which had no manner of sentient involvement, simply because they can't cope with the reality that bad things happen and don't need a reason outside of the natural world.

You just have to read some history books to learn how many retarded things we've done because of that. And sometimes, it manifests in subtle ways.

So yeah, what he said - insanely stupid. Anyone who thinks that sort of shit is living 500+ years in the past.

>> ^quantumushroom:

Here we have the same gargle of atheists going out of their way to get pissed off at one man's opinion. It's fun to be offended...the religious equally enjoy being offended by what they deem blasphemous.

Glenn Beck - God Punished Japan With Earthquake, Tsunami

quantumushroom says...

Here we have the same gargle of atheists going out of their way to get pissed off at one man's opinion. It's fun to be offended...the religious equally enjoy being offended by what they deem blasphemous.

All right, you don't care for GB and wouldn't no matter what he said, but you would "respect" him more for saying what he "really" thinks? Read the quote. It implies something, but is so vague as to be meaningless.

Obama never says what he means and he's the President. For now.


>> ^Crosswords:

>> ^quantumushroom:
Beck quote: "But I'll tell you this: whether you call it Gaia or whether you call it Jesus -- there's a message being sent. And that is, 'Hey, you know that stuff we're doing? Not really working out real well. Maybe we should stop doing some of it.' I'm just sayin'."
It was not a well-constructed thought, but it says nothing to the effect of God singled out Japan for its sins or that Japan 'deserved' it.
Tis a far cry from what Stenk and Friends are insinuating, but expect no less from "interpreters" who are anti-religion.

So supernatural force causing earthquakes to send a message that stuff people are doing is not good. It is still a moron trying to place human causation on a natural disaster. He's playing the same stupid game he always does, 'I'm not going to say (blank is a blank) but wink wink you gotta wonder.'
And thus why I suggest he's got shriveled raisins for testicles because he's too much of a pussy to say what he actually means. I'm sure his fans would eat it up and his buddies at FOX would just go, Oh Glen you so crazy, but you make us a lot of money so we love you.

Drunken Master vs. The Stick King

xxovercastxx says...

This is the 2002 re-release which had a new English soundtrack created with matching 'dubtitles'. It's an abomination, to be honest.

If you make the mistake of selecting English audio, you'll find many of the original lines have been replaced with bad British humor, including the big moment at the end where Fei Hung establishes himself as a master. Gargling sounds were added to most scenes where Fei Hung is drinking and he whines and complains like a snotty rich kid throughout the entire movie.

Thankfully this is the Cantonese audio we're hearing, but the subtitles match the stupid English "translation". This is the same audio that is responsible for the King of Bamboo turning into the Stick King.

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Krupo says...

So one of the brothers lost his voice. Their 'dad' Billy Connolly did the DVD commentary track and shared his special lost voice remedy: Take apple cider vinegar, 3 teaspoonsful, mix with 1 teaspoonful of runny/clear honey.

Then boil the water and pour in 3 or 4 tablespoons of boiling water, gargle as much as possible as hot as bearable. Gargle at least 3 times.

Speak as little as possible - start humming later to ease throat in.

This remedy allowed the scene to be filmed without delay.

Hat trick: Raigen, Ornthoron & Gorillaman all hit Gold 100 (Science Talk Post)

blankfist says...

Congrats!!!! Major A$$ GR@V33 to all. I will have sex with each one of you now. Take your pants off and get ready to cry.

P.S. Hey KP, did you and gorillaman fuck and make up or something? I remember the two of you wanted to take each other in your mouths and gargle. I mean, I remember the two of you hating each other, and in case you thought the rest of us were going to silently let that pass, I wanted to be the first to bring that back up and make everyone uncomfortable again. Wiener rubs.

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thinker247 (Member Profile)

kronosposeidon says...

Well now that I see that you've raided my PQ, I guess the only thing I need to to know is what public restroom you want to meet at?

Fag.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
Every time I ask him, it sounds like he's gargling salt water. He must have a sore throat.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Ask Blankfist.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
Only closet homosexuals call people gay. So you're gay. Oh shit, that makes me gay. Damnit. All right, where's the nearest gloryhole?

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
You're gay.

thinker247 (Member Profile)

kronosposeidon says...

Some excuses never die.

Fag.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
Every time I ask him, it sounds like he's gargling salt water. He must have a sore throat.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Ask Blankfist.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
Only closet homosexuals call people gay. So you're gay. Oh shit, that makes me gay. Damnit. All right, where's the nearest gloryhole?

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
You're gay.

kronosposeidon (Member Profile)

Featured Member Comment Review (Sift Talk Post)

kronosposeidon says...

If I saw comments like the ones mentioned (especially my own, of course), I'd be more inclined to visit this place if I were a stranger. Of course this is just one man's opinion, but I think the majority of internet surfers aren't such delicate flowers that they'll be clutching their pearls if they see the words "cunt gargling". Also, if the community gave these comments enough votes to make it to the Featured Member Comment section, should we be ashamed of that? That's like saying you're ashamed of this community's collective taste, IMHO.

Take the Yahtzee quote attributed to cheesemoo: Right now that video is popular, like all Yahtzee reviews. That's part of the reason people come here, members and non-members alike, so the lion's share of people who click the Play button for a Yahtzee video knows full well what they're getting into. Should we be ashamed of that video too, especially when it reaches #1 like they almost always do? Some will say yes because they despise him, but the majority has clearly spoken strongly in favor of Yahtzee.

I think the new Featured Member Comment section is awesome. It gives this place more personality, even if that personality is occasionally raunchy, because most of us get a little raunchy on occasion. It humanizes the place more. Also it beats the hell out of trying to think of a catchy new slogan to pin to the top of the page.

Now if this comment gets enough votes to make it to the Featured section, I'll edit the first sentence to include "poop" and "vagina". Give the people what they want, I say.

Featured Member Comment Review (Sift Talk Post)

blankfist says...

Right now featured at the top: " Zero Punctuation: Super Smash Bros. Brawl - “Cunt-gargling. Vagina-swilling. Extrrrrrravaganza. GAMETRADERS ROBINA. Ess ess bee bee. Honestly I don't care anymore if his reviews are valid or not, these things are hilarious.” read more by cheesemoo"

Zero Punctuation: Super Smash Bros. Brawl

cheesemoo says...

Cunt-gargling.

Vagina-swilling.

Extrrrrrravaganza.

GAMETRADERS ROBINA.

Ess ess bee bee.



Honestly I don't care anymore if his reviews are valid or not, these things are hilarious.



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