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IKEA introduces Daddy Day Care: MANLAND

Mr. EBT aka H-MAN "My EBT"

quantumushroom says...

There is no rational argument to be had here. The left doesn't view life through the prism of right and wrong, only rich and poor (or rich versus poor).

On the one hand, the video is amusing and at least there is an attempt at creativity. On the other, this is nothing to celebrate, and while some use these cards as intended, many are sold or traded for cash, drugs and booze, yet another wasteful government system with no oversight or accountability (but who cares as the intentions are good).

The top 1% wealthy already pay 40% of the taxes. Forcing them to pay more will weaken the economy but snag a few more voters seeking "revenge" for perceived economic injustices.

Maybe the wealthy aren't "creating jobs" at the rate the left wants (that is, enough to stay in power) but what we DO know for certain is the socialist retards of this regime can't create a single job for less than half-a-million dollars each. Hasn't the Kenyawaiian already blown 4 trillion in fiat money with nothing to show for it? I'll take my chances with the 'evil' rich investors.

PS who are the real racists, the one who demand Black Americans need special gummint help at all times or those holding them to the same standards as everyone else?



>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:

So let's ignore the whole wealth & income inequality reality..
to wallow in the fantasy that uneducated darkies & leftists are really to blame for "stealing all taxpayers' money"..

Hey, Mushroom.. I think one of your masters needs another 100k or so.
You know, so he can hurry up and "create jobs" for you and all your friends. ; ]


Stand-up comic isn't told his audience will be children

vaire2ube says...

College degree joke, Sperm joke, Death Penalty joke .. but it all worked out

"I really didn't know how bad things were until the cameras went off. The smiles immediately disappeared from the hosts' faces, and they wouldn't even look at me. I began to walk back towards the green room when a crazed woman started frantically calling me out into the hallway. I knew it was about to hit the fan because the crew wouldn't even look at me-They knew I was about to get pounded.

The woman shook my hand, introduced herself as the Executive Producer, and said, "You really just f**ked us bad." The next few minutes I was kind of in shock, like after a car accident, and as she was escorting me out of the building she was yelling about how sponsors would back out, "This was the worst f**king sh*t that had ever f**king happened to them," etc. Basically, telling me that I had destroyed NBC 10. Perhaps all of television!

Well, the whole thing is funny now. It wasn't that day, though, and she almost f**ked me over that night at Helium because I was an anxious wreck the rest of the day. I kept picturing all of these children spending the next few years in intense therapy, right next to the children of people killed on 9/11, and those kids would be thinking, "Jesus, we really don't have it bad at all; these kids are really messed up!"

But I got my sh*t together (kind of), and after some booze I did a pretty awesome set in front of friends, family, and a large crowd of strangers."

Poor have refrigerators but lack richness of spirit

JiggaJonson says...

You know what...I'm poor. I'll fucking admit it.

I've been laid off from no less than four different teaching jobs in the past four years. Every year I've picked up odd jobs over the summer and have been able to find a new job (not a better job just a new job). Consequently, I've had to shave things off of my budget:

>>I've stopped eating out almost altogether (I still splurge for a $5 footlong every now and again but it's few and far between.

>>I got rid of my cable.

>>I cut my grocery budget in half (while still trying to buy semi-healthy things)

>>I haven't purchased anything for my aging computer in more than a year and a half (I'm a nerd so this IS a sacrifice believe it or not)

>>I stopped going to the bar except for special occasions (bachelor party for a friend most recently) and even then the first words out of my mouth are "What are your drink specials?" I've even stopped buying booze altogether really. Only worth mentioning because lord knows I could use a neat glass of gin now and then for the nerves caused by my finances.

>>Oh and my videosift charter membership =P
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There are countless other things I haven't the space to mention and some other things I can do to shave my budget down if needed; but making ends meet is getting harder and harder to do. At the moment my budget is stretched so thin I can't take some kind of tax hike.

And to suggest that Bill Gates can't take a tax hike but I can is ludicrous. Raise his taxes and he can't buy a new Rembrandt. Raise mine and I can't buy milk.

This is what voter suppression looks like...

Winstonfield_Pennypacker says...

You're not getting the message. "Rights" are things the government has no authority to restrict. Such things include life, liberty, pursuit of happiness. However, some 'rights' also come with inherent restrictions in which some people are "priveledged" to participate in the process, and some are not. In order for people to have the priveledge of joining in some of these so-called "rights" they must jump hoops. There is nothing new, unusual, or wrong with that.

Guns. You've got the right to bear arms. But you've still got to get a permit, buy a weapon, present identification, and jump a bunch of other hoops to have the priveledge. Voting is no different. You need to be 18, register, etc... There is nothing odd or restrictive in requiring people to have an ID when they show up to vote any more so than having to present an ID to buy gummint' booze at the State Liquor store.

But when foam-at-the-mouth neolibs start talking about voter ID, they love to cop this self-righteous attitude that voting is a "right" that somehow should have zero limitations. Neolib parleyance is that requiring ID is an infringement on the "right" to vote. No. It isn't. It is a hoop you jump through in order to exercise the PRIVELDEGE of voting. Voting as a right is just a 60,000 foot high concept. Sure universal sufferage is a 'right'. But to have the priveledge of exercising that right you must meet the requirements. Duh. People should not vote just because some jerk in a van promises them a pack of Kools on voting day. Nuh uh.

The only people who should have the priveledge of exercising their voting rights are folks who jump through the proper hoops. IMO that means they have at least 3 months of utility bills with the same address, a valid state issued photo ID, a voter registration card, a birth certificate, and can prove they are legal citizens. Anyone who can't supply that information may have the "right" to vote (60,000 foot level concept) but does not have the PRIVELEDGE of exercising that right until they meet the requirements.

Fastest Wire Bending in the World

Ron Paul & Barney Frank Introduce Law to Legalize Marijuana

Dan Savage - Are There Good Christians?

acidSpine says...

God damn there's some huge ejaculations, semens almost cumming out of you lot. Who would have thought a queer blowing off some christians could have caused such an orgy of banging at the keyboard. It's a metaphorical desert of paragraph sized dunes for anyone following this thread so I'll let Epicurus keep it brief.

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”

Epicurus – Greek philosopher, BC 341-270

LOL It's like the argument for an all loving, omnipotent god was destroyed before Jesus was even born.

Note: This isn't why I'm not religious. I don't believe because I wasn't indoctrinated as a small child. That and the booze and drugs are still working for me da dum Ching1

Now before you, dear reader, set of oncemore into the desert of hopelessly convoluted diatribes, fill your camelskin bladders at the endlessly refreshing oasis of Bill Hicks, I believe named that after the comedian though I can't be sure of the chronology.

"The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options."

Bill Hicks - 16 December 1961 – 26 February 1994

Drunken Drunk man stumbles home like a Stuntman

Christopher Hitchens' Address to the AA Convention 2011

TheGenk says...

>> ^Truckchase:

BTW,(title comment) given the Hitch's appreciation of the booze, I was very interested to see what he had to say to Alcoholics Anonymous. I am disappoint.

But the max title character length prevented me from making it clearer.

Sorry

Christopher Hitchens' Address to the AA Convention 2011

Truckchase says...

>> ^shinyblurry:

No one can live without God..have fun trying though.
>> ^Truckchase:
The fact that you can't live without the concept of "daddy" doesn't make your cult nonsense real.
BTW,(title comment) given the Hitch's appreciation of the booze, I was very interested to see what he had to say to Alcoholics Anonymous. I am disappoint.
>> ^shinyblurry:
Either the truth is available to you or it isn't. If you go all the way to death without ever finding it, it either suggests there is no truth, it doesn't matter..or, the third option that most "educated" people cannot accept..that they missed it...or even..that they rejected it. Jesus told us that He is that truth, the one that gives forgiveness for sins and grants eternal life. If He is real then anyone has access to the truth at any time, no matter who or where they are.
God says the reason people reject Him is because they don't want to be personally accountable to Him. <SNIP>


You gonna break that news to every animal on earth or should I?

Christopher Hitchens' Address to the AA Convention 2011

shinyblurry says...

No one can live without God..have fun trying though.

>> ^Truckchase:
The fact that you can't live without the concept of "daddy" doesn't make your cult nonsense real.
BTW,(title comment) given the Hitch's appreciation of the booze, I was very interested to see what he had to say to Alcoholics Anonymous. I am disappoint.
>> ^shinyblurry:
Either the truth is available to you or it isn't. If you go all the way to death without ever finding it, it either suggests there is no truth, it doesn't matter..or, the third option that most "educated" people cannot accept..that they missed it...or even..that they rejected it. Jesus told us that He is that truth, the one that gives forgiveness for sins and grants eternal life. If He is real then anyone has access to the truth at any time, no matter who or where they are.
God says the reason people reject Him is because they don't want to be personally accountable to Him. <SNIP>


Christopher Hitchens' Address to the AA Convention 2011

Truckchase says...

The fact that you can't live without the concept of "daddy" doesn't make your cult nonsense real.

BTW,(title comment) given the Hitch's appreciation of the booze, I was very interested to see what he had to say to Alcoholics Anonymous. I am disappoint.

>> ^shinyblurry:

Either the truth is available to you or it isn't. If you go all the way to death without ever finding it, it either suggests there is no truth, it doesn't matter..or, the third option that most "educated" people cannot accept..that they missed it...or even..that they rejected it. Jesus told us that He is that truth, the one that gives forgiveness for sins and grants eternal life. If He is real then anyone has access to the truth at any time, no matter who or where they are.
God says the reason people reject Him is because they don't want to be personally accountable to Him. <SNIP>

Harold Camping says a few Words to Someone at His Door

BOOZE DESIGN 2008 EDGE OF DISGRACE (C64)



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