*promote for Gerber babies and dirty turtles.

*happy

"I like turtles."

I thought the turtle was the underdog until it gained possession.

Well played Snappy! Slow and steady...

the concept that an R has to vote R is akin to mental illness. a serious disfunction in preception.

when Mitch the Turtle was up for re-election, he polled at 13% for how well KY citizens thought he did his job but 26% said they would vote for him (at the time of the poll).

that translates to 1/4 of KYians unable to conceive having a choice. Cult over civilization.

that's f'n stupid¹⁰.

how could a Blue be WORST than 3/4 awful? seems real, really, really pessimistic. In many Red states, it is still 40% Blue. wouldn't that mean 40% failure rates across the communities? sincerely doubt most people could pick 40/100 Blues out a crowd, even at a RATM concert.

It's fodder from the bull shute.

Duck And Cover (1951) Bert The Turtle Civil Defense Film has been added as a related post - related requested by newtboy.

South Park Volcano PSA - Duck And Cover has been added as a related post - related requested by newtboy.

*related=https://videosift.com/video/Duck-And-Cover-1951-Bert-The-Turtle-Civil-Defense-Film

Also works for lava
*related=https://videosift.com/video/South-Park-Volcano-PSA-Duck-And-Cover

so did this person with the camera just stand here flipping turtles to get this footage?

*promote turtle civility

ZOMBIE!!

(I like turtles too)

Are you a turtle?

Yay!! We're in MY WORLD right now! HIPAA is the reason I get paid what I do, but the real nuts on my sundae is THIS little motherfucker:

https://www.techtarget.com/searchsecurity/definition/Federal-Information-Security-Management-Act

You don't even remotely understand how esoteric and convoluted this goddamn thing is, and how hard your pee-pee will get whacked if you fuck up implementing it. I have to do audits against this shit. There's THOUSANDS of questions and the auditors will not tell you the criteria for passing. I've had audits come back that looked like a 2nd grader submitting her paper, "Frogs are neat!" to the Harvard Review Board and yet passed, and I've had audits with two ultra-specialized misses on them that got the whole audit disqualified. I spend more time on documentation -- and the endless, ENDLESS paperwork that comes along with that shit -- than actually doing the technical stuff.

tl;dr: I like turtles.

you'd think with such a high incident rate, they would come up with a safer route/solution? even a large metal shield they could crawl under seems like a no-brainer. like a turtle shell - could tie it to that rope and send it back over to the next climber.

maybe the local emergency-helicopter-pilot economy depends on these "thrill seekers" ?

Gamera is really neat!
He is full of turtle meat!
We are eating Ga Me Ra!

-MST3K

also *promote because it's badass

When I was a kid I picked up a huge snapping turtle....backwards. It chomped into my belly and took a chunk. Those lions are smart to be wary.