When I was a kid I picked up a huge snapping turtle....backwards. It chomped into my belly and took a chunk. Those lions are smart to be wary.

The turtle looks kind of curious rather than aggressive. Turtles are horrifying when they choose to go for stuff.

Maybe it's reputation preceeds it? Not worth getting a chunk taken out of your tongue.

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Yeah. The turtle had the biggest balls.

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McConnell -- looks like a turtle, crawls like a turtle.

A bit of rudeness on my part aside, and call me biased if you want, but I think McConnell intentionally extra slow-walk to the podium for dramatic effect, while ignoring/disrespecting protocol. So the ensuing hilarity is well deserved IMO.

"anti-family & pro-terrorist?"

wtf just happen at the Capitol? in the Senate? killing men & women is as anti-family* and terroristic AF.

as far as terrorist groups, the GOP is a far greater threat than RATM. sanctioning anyone in their group voting against the president?! having self-respect, voting your conscience, being principled, standing up for law & order - no place for them in the party.

brown-shirts were held to the same standard.

the mobsters, doing the don's bidding, defecated & urinated on a national landmark yet only they get any punishment?

turtle mitch said dimwit donnie was guilty and should be punished - but not by them. they were sworn to uphold the Consitution...but he violated the Consitution so long ago...too late for recourse.

as if the incoming AG will be rooted on by the GOP?

that orange turd said he could shoot a person on 5th Ave with nothing happening to him. he got 5 killed and nothing is happening.


~~~~~but the video was great.

got sidetrack.
damn me for caring.

*antifam

I've been a turtle since the '70s.

https://youtu.be/MPGyGUmBLeY

"You bet your sweet ass I am."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_and_Honorable_Order_of_Turtles

Nooooooo! I can't swim! Oh, wait, I'm a turtle.

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