Every time I chime-in on this retarded phenomena (another in a long-line of developmental disabilities engaged in by modern-day peeps) the cringe releases another gush of acids into my already damaged sphincters-More and more idiots on the road who can't drive anyway with worthless device #836 in their hands letting their robot friends know whats in their heads instead of concentrating on the 3-ton beast they indenture themselves to be able to play moron roulette with.

On of the many reasons I stay pissed-off. Recently though, I must say that I have found a way to diminish the frequency of road-raging incidents. I keep a few cans of silly string from the dollar store in the glove box and instead of shouting at people, I engage them at a stop with an attention-grabbing insult, and quickly empty the can (into their face if I can) on and into their vehicle.

Not adverse to the occasional brake-check, the 1-minute-horn-loop, or bumper-tap, to wrest the head from a fellow-motorist's ass as well. Herding and sheep-dogging works wonders for cooling the cell-towers in the vicinity of my vehicle as well, oh there's all kinds of wonderful things to pay attention to whilst sharing the motorways with choggie.

Herzog has his appeal to idiots, I have mine.
Please make a law in my State with stiff penalties for cell phone use while driving, another monkey law like seat belts which becomes monkey habit...

The person who runs a pedestrian down while texting? A tattoo of a cell-phone keypad on their fucking forehead and 10,000 hours of community service picking-up chewed bubble-gum off the pavement of AT&T cellular store parking-lots wearing a sandwich board.

Both are proprietary to a degree that makes my sphincter cringe. Toss 'em in the river, I say. Maybe the Ubuntu Phone OS will be less awful.

Oh, and *ban

That wasn't the wind roaring. That was my sphincter wincing in empathy. Ye gods.

>> ^messenger:

Sooo.... which sphincter was it then?
(and check the spelling of "sphincter" in the title)


Righto. Thanks for catching that!

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Sooo.... which sphincter was it then?

(and check the spelling of "sphincter" in the title)

There's no nice way to say it. Boy, are you Trog-Lib-Dytes stupid. Any bit of propoganda the Obama campaign craps out their crusty, diseased sphincters you will run up to and dreamily start licking up and loudly proclaiming it is the most delicious chocolate ice cream you've ever had. You embarrass yourselves every time you start brainlessly running around, regurgitating whatever foamy diahrrea come back up after eating the DNC's sewage. Honestly - how can you guys really be this dumb? Do you really believe there is any commonanity in ANYTHING Reagan (one of the most aggressive tax cutters ever) ever said and anything Odumbo says? You're like a bunch of drowning men desperate for a life-preserver, who will grasp at an anvil because youv'e got nothing else to hold onto. Pathetic.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/fact-checker/post/president-obama-quoting-reagan-out-of-context/2012/04/11/gIQAaOsZBT_blog.html

"On a superficial level, Obama is echoing Reagan’s anecdotes when he speaks of the Buffett Rule and tax fairness. But it is misleading for Obama to suggest that Reagan was “pushing for the same concept” — and to label the Buffett Rule the “Reagan Rule”-- when the former president actually barnstormed the country to argue on behalf of a broad-based tax cut that reduced taxes for the wealthy, the middle class and the poor while greatly simplifying the tax system."

If Democrats are counting on the STUPID vote, you guys are a lock.

>> ^MilkmanDan:

>> ^FlowersInHisHair:
See, when it said "funny ass reaction"...

Following the XKCD method?
hmm.. funny ass-reaction...hmmm is that like when your sphincter sings trololo song?

>> ^lucky760:

>> ^djsunkid:
i can't believe i fell for that!

"It was never aired" is what gave it away for me. @Peroxide should edit that bit out.


Yea, Simpsons aired every last brain fart they could force out their collective sphincter.

The cross negates the penis. So following that logic, the Star of David must cancel out pussy. Hmmm, that Islamic crescent and star are oddly reminiscent of a buttcheek and sphincter...


Yeah. The atheists are crazy. Right.

>> ^Opus_Moderandi:

Look for the comma...

By the time I found the comma, the apostrophe already had me thinking about nano-sized sphincters.

Oh, and you might want to edit you last post. Grammar is even more important in html than it is in prose.
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Shepppard, you are probably thinking of Thomas Aquinas and the Miracle of the Herrings. I suppose being one of the most-influential philosophers of all time, religious or otherwise, does not qualify you for sainthood.

>> ^Tymbrwulf:
if you have a weak sphincter, this will happen to you.

*echem @blankfist

Anytime you deadlift heavy weights, you risk this happening. Trying to lift this kind of weight drastically increases your abdominal pressure, which can lead to voiding of the bladder, colon, and/or stomach. If you've eaten recently, or if you have any weak sphincters, this will happen to you.

/medical rant

Just for shits 'n giggles, I tried some fake smiles in front of a mirror just now. If anything, it made me laugh like a looney at my own ineptness. I can't do it, I can't fake a smile without it turning into a genuine smile, because even if there's nothing to smile about, I can't suppress the autosuggestive effect of it. Faking a smile makes me smile.

Guess Monsieur Duchenne wouldn't have needed that third probe for me and my sphincter would have remained untouched.