The dude at 1:00 is gonna get a noodly apendage up his sphincter for blaspheming FSM.

Sphincter Paralysis? (1:33 on the white board to the right of houses left shoulder.)

I thought it was Lupus...

Upvote for "sphincter" tag alone.

Chyme (from Greek "χυμός" - khymos, "juice"[1][2]) is the semifluid mass of partly digested food expelled by the stomach into the duodenum. In other words, chyme is partially-digested food.[3]

Also known as chymus, it is the liquid substance found in the stomach before passing through the pyloric valve and entering the duodenum. It results from the mechanical and chemical breakdown of a bolus and consists of partially digested food, water, hydrochloric acid, and various digestive enzymes. Chyme slowly passes through the pyloric sphincter and into the duodenum, where the extraction of nutrients begins. Depending on the quantity and contents of the meal, the stomach will digest the food into chyme anywhere between 40 minutes and a few hours.

With a pH of around 2, chyme emerging from the stomach is very acidic. To raise its pH, the duodenum secretes a hormone, cholecystokinin (CCK), which causes the gall bladder to contract, releasing alkaline bile into the duodenum. The duodenum also produces the hormone secretin to stimulate the pancreatic secretion of large amounts of sodium bicarbonate, which raises the chyme's pH to 7 before it reaches the jejunum. As it is protected by a thick layer of mucus and utilizes the neutralizing actions of the sodium bicarbonate and bile, the duodenum is not as sensitive to highly acidic chyme as the rest of the small intestine.

At a pH of 7, the enzymes that were present from the stomach are no longer active. This then leads into the further breakdown of the nutrients still present by anaerobic bacteria which at the same time help to package the remains. These bacteria also help synthesize vitamin B and vitamin K.


****Ulcers are R-Tards

>> ^blankfist:
His finishing move was anal rape.


last move was a "game" little jap schoolkids play called poko/pogo or something: Rules are simple, bide your time and when time is ripe, place your two index fingers together and shove them in your victims sphincter.

I'd add more definition to the two logs; right now, it looks like your trying to hock two Baby Ruths. Give them a few of the sphincter squeeze marks. That, or replace them with the classic danish-shaped Cool-Whipped version. People will get the #2 reference.

I can't believe I'm actually offering artistic advice on how to draw shit better.

So let me get this straight, a rich elderly politician with a plum government health care plan opposes similar options for his constituents, and he calls it a freedom movement? Freedom for whom? Freedom for corporations to deny care for pre-existing conditions? Freedom for people who can't afford health care to die? Freedom for middle class people to go bankrupt paying inflated medical expenses?

Ron Paul is a fraud, and a willing proxy for the people who profit off the status quo. If your nose wasn't lodged so far up Ron Paul's tender, quivering sphincter, maybe you'd be able to see it too.

>> ^EndAll:
hey man don't be a poop-faced turd nugget little sphincter-suckling plebeian pansy


You pulled the words out of my butt.

hey man don't be a poop-faced turd nugget little sphincter-suckling plebeian pansy

The sphincter tone is usually the brown noise..

god damn if i didnt almost drop my plate of food when the fucking thumbnail came up.... i thought i was staring at budzos' backside before my mind comprehended how a hairy vag was staring back at me from videosift.

well done.. god damn it. still chuckling. Mr Fisk... tsk tsk.

..palpate me while i bear down pls, and note my sphincter tone. (is that a pun??)

The Onion

OPINION
This New Toilet Paper Is So Soft And Absorbent!

By Ted Roman
Amazed Customer
May 3, 2000 | Issue 36•16

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And Cushy™ is more than just the most absorbent product ever designed, manufactured, and marketed for the purpose of wiping human waste from the rectal region; it's also the softest. I can't believe how good it feels pressed up against my asshole! Sure, I thought the leading brand was good, but after trying Cushy™, I could scarcely believe the difference! Compared to the sumptuous comfort of Cushy™, the leading brand feels like a portable electric belt-sander grinding my ass down to a chafed and bloody pulp! Wiping with Cushy™, on the other hand, feels as if the defecation residue between my legs is being spirited away on the back of a pillowy-soft cartoon cloud! It's enough to make a person open up a window and shout to the world, "Shit, I Love This Ass-Paper!®"

Cushy™ goes the extra mile to make sure my anus feels pampered like a dainty princess. That's because Cushy™'s not just about getting your ass free of shit particles. It's about treating your entire backside to a feeling of cushiony goodness. It's what the good folks at Global Tetrahedron Forestries, manufacturers of Cushy™, like to call "T.A.C."–Total Asshole Comfort.™ Doesn't your asshole deserve a little T.A.C.?

Your anal region, from your ass cheeks to your dilated sphincter to the interior of your anal column itself, works hard for you each day. Isn't it time you gave a little something back? With Cushy™, my asshole feels as if it's being gently wafted skyward on a freshly scented summer breeze! Try getting that level of comfort from those bargain brands!

Do the other brands offer patented three-ply quilted comfort? Are they lightly perfumed and softened with soothing aloe-based moisturizing lotions? Do they offer Cushy™'s exclusive "Complete Asshole Guarantee®"? Of course not. Whether you've got a thin, runny liquid, a huge, bulky chunk, or even one of those hard-to-wipe, viscous-sludge-type defecations, Cushy™ not only has the absorbency needed to wipe your ass completely free of sticky, after-shit smears and stains; it's gentle enough to make your puckered butthole feel like the King of Siam, reclining on a mound of the finest silk pillows in all of Asia.

Sure, Cushy™ costs a bit more than less ass-pampering brands, but my ass is worth it! Cushy™ is so soft, sometimes I want to take a shit even when I don't have to! Once you've seen for yourself how wonderful, how majestic, how truly awe-inspiring this new bathroom tissue is, you'll know why people say, "Cushy™... You're Gonna Shit Your Pants!©"

This should stay dead. The song is already on the sift, and the sphincter cam didn't add that much. I don't know how I missed it in original submission.

I'm not a doctor, but I think I know the problem. Your gay gene has crept into your brain through the corpus homosum, thus causing you to temporarily lose all sphincter control in your left adrenal VideoSift memory collection unit. A steady diet of prunes and leisurely strolls on the beach with blankfist and rottenseed should cure this problem. Side effects may include vomiting rainbows, sea urchin syndrome, death, flaccid eyeball and watery nipples. If these or other side effects occur, please notify a real doctor, who will probably be freaked the fuck out.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
Is there a doctor in the house?

Well, if it is real I bet the driver had what I like to call "severe sphincter sphacter" or SSS for short.
Translation: Extreme clinching of the buttocks.