Yeah, this needs an *NSFW. Can someone oblige please?

I could easily see a HalfLife 3 level set on that thing.

True for many simple domestic species, but exotic gardening of foreign trees until they reach the point where they are bearing fruit takes a lot of knowledge on top of sourcing the seeds. How much water? What's the pollination process? Soil chemistry? Fertilization and nutrients? Diseases and pests to manage?

There are a lot of failed gardens out there.

Just a note that the title is off. He's a rare fruit GROWER, not just a collector.

That's a LOT harder.

Inspirational.

The guy didn't just overcame his physical challenges to accomplish something. He awesomely blew them completely away.

I bet he's gonna get a bajillion different seeds in the mail now.

P.S. Pause at 04:06 to see the raw intelligence and passion in his eyes. That's a guy who's found himself.

TOP TEN REASONS

1) Small pot

2) Small kids that slurp longer pieces

3) Awesome snappy noise and stuff'

4) Me strong like Hulk prove by smashing spaghettis smash smash

5) Visualizing your mean annoying boss's neck while twisting crick crack shatter

6) Teaching child division and/or fractions

7) Having less sophisticated in-law over who would otherwise maul linguini with multiple passes of a knife before eating

8 ) Telling parable of "united we stand divided we fall" to less patriotic younger generation representatives, and needed a prop.

9) Secretly mad at spouse and prepping mysterious "I don't know how all those spaghettini shards on the floor happened but it's your time to sweep here's the broom" petty vengeance

10) Destroying stuff is fun.

I love this guy. He's perfected the art of hurting laughing at himself.

Woo! Running around right now collecting the stuff to prep for my Darwin Award nomination!

Yeah, it's a set-up. Every piece is perfectly level-cut, no knots, nothing but clean, perfectly vertically-grained extremely well-dried softwood.

But it's still pretty impressive and the guy is fit as hell, so kudos.

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Say that five times real fast.

Yup. And he's having an infectious blast doing it. It's hard not to smile when he's on the camera.

Jeebus. I'm still way back with Mobius Strips for Dummies.