The male peacock spider, attracts it's mate with scary clown mask and urgent, flailing gesture while the hypnotic burst of ultraviolet laser beam penetrate her with eight, SCARY FUCKING EYES ON HIS ABDOMEN....JEEEZUS!!

That dude is twerking it!

I wish I had an ass painted like a clown.

"The video you are about to see should open your eyes to the immense knowledge that other species possess and that only they will ever know."

Bullshit. It's a fucking spider.

It's a cool looking spider, with an interesting evolved mating ritual, but it doesn't possess "immense knowledge". It has a brain that's around the size of a grain of sand.

To add to this - cant build a rocket to take itself to the moon, can it?
Can it build highways?
Can it create penicillin?
Can it program?
Can it construct a skyscraper?
Can it produce electricity?
Can it study q-bits?
Can it protect itself from mortein? Or my boot?

Its a fucking spider with a vibrating asshole. Describing it as having immense knowledge is a spit in the face to all of humanities achievements.

aw, why'd you have to go a blow your whole call to dignity by misspelling "humanity's"?

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOSPIDER!

Can YOU vibrate your asshole!?

Well....? Answer the question!

This won't load for me on two different computers. *dead ?

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Thank you. Fixed.

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