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23 Comments
antsays...You forgot an apostrophe.
Hybridsays...I've seen faster turtle shells in Mario Kart.
brycewi19says...Turtle in a half shell! Turtle power!
Chimelingsays..."What?"
blankfistsays...They're evolving! We must wipe them from the face of the earth!
garmachisays...>> ^blankfist:
They're evolving! We must wipe them from the face of the earth!
The turtles or the humans?
siftbotsays...Tags for this video have been changed from 'speed, florida, run' to 'speed, florida, run, turtle' - edited by garmachi
mxxconsays...i can also slide on my down a hill flailing my limbs.
quantumushroomsays...I've heard that different parts of turtle meat can taste like 5 different animals.
Apparently he's heard the same thing.
alien_conceptsays...Some hare somewhere's gonna get some motherfuckin' karma!
grintersays..."what's he doing way up here?"
Soaking up some rays so he can run like that.
dystopianfuturetodaysays...Suck it, coney!>> ^alien_concept:
Some hare somewhere's gonna get some motherfuckin' karma!
sme4rsays...I like the moment of hesitation before the turtle booked it.
mizilasays...The turtle's inner monolog in my head was something along the lines of, "Yeahhh... I'm just gonna..." followed by Zoidberg's, "Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!"
silvercordsays...*nsfw
siftbotsays...This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by silvercord.
skinnydaddy1says...>> ^silvercord:
nsfw
Really?
Peroxidesays...I got fired for watching turtle vids. >> ^skinnydaddy1:
>> ^silvercord:
nsfw
Really?
MonkeySpanksays...Tell that fucking hare to get in shape!
MonkeySpanksays...Hopefully, it's a shitty job you had...
>> ^Peroxide:
I got fired for watching turtle vids. >> ^skinnydaddy1:
>> ^silvercord:
nsfw
Really?
silvercordsays...>> ^Peroxide:
I got fired for watching turtle vids. >> ^skinnydaddy1:
>> ^silvercord:
nsfw
Really?
I almost did.
Ydaanisays...I must say, it's been awhile since I payed but that was oddly familiar to what happens in T
he Barrens around the Stagnant Oasis when you run far enough away from the mean ass turtles that live there.
siftbotsays...3 more comments have been lost in the ether at this killed duplicate.
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