When he slamped the sausage at the guys pizza, I instantly upvoted.

Weird sentence..

That's some weird fetish right there.

Fat Bastard: Well, listen up, sonny Jim: I ate a baby. Oh, aye, Baby: the other, other white meat. Baby: it's what's for dinner.

This is so friggin cool, I have to watch Keanu Reeves go: "Whoah".

He actually went so fast, he did the jump at 1:44..

"Ptschring.."

"We're closed."

Heey, if you remove "Abram" everything becomes funnier.

Coolest old man.

"How to ruin cold, lovely pizza"

Poor kid, His back must hurt now.

Flesh wound.

I find your username funny now =).

>> ^Payback:
>> ^Yogi

Some guy backed into, (more like "touched") my classic Mustang in a parking lot. It wasn't in all that great of shape (pre-restoration) at the time, but I spent the rest of the afternoon going through videotape from different stores. Figured out who it was, got a sweet shot of him hitting it in one camera, getting out and looking, then driving off. Another camera got his plate number. Spent months making sure he got screwed over by insurance and police..
Accidents happen. Act honourably, and I'll likely forgive you out of laziness if anything. Act dishonourably and I'll fuck up your whole life.

In Soviet Russia, even the cats have moustaches.

Im gonna quote the man just when he saw what it was: "Ah..."

Great sift.

Gravity is a bitch yo.