You're going to love my nuts.

Best line: "You're gonna love my nuts"

[Edit] Damn, I guess that's what happens when you leave the page open for an hour before you say anything.
[Edit #2] I see you even changed the title on me.

Pft.

I want to SlapChop(TM) this fucker into little pieces, and Billy "I LIKE BEARDS AND CAN'T STOP YELLING" Mays while I'm at it.

That dude sure did slap his nuts a lot.

SOLD!

I think this guy sells the slap-chop better than Jack Black sells va-poo-rizer.

here's a PSA though - if you ever order anything from an infomercial, use one of those online credit-card number generators (citibank has it, and several others) to make a 1-time CC#. These infomercial companies sell your information to parent/sister/brother/cousin companies who also call you up to ask if you want useless crap.

Graty FTW.

I laughed so hard... we happen to have both the older version he showed as worthless and the graty, which we picked up in the giant bargain bin at the Albuquerque Goodwill...you know, that place where goods make their last stop before the dump, twice a day.
We had a cart full of stuff and the guy eyeballs it and says "$5.00", so it's hard to say what we paid for it...handy if you don't have a food processor, but it is a bitch to clean. I can see how the "flip-open-to-clean" feature would be nice...
o.m.g...did I just write a whole paragraph about that?
I gotta go...

If there's ever a Team Fortress 2 movie this guy gets my nomination for the scout. Who the hell is he talkin to on that headset anyway? Can't afford a boom mic?

if only it came free with purchase of the shamwow

Hell, I'm buying it!

After watching this, I can think of a much better way to use a slap.

Finally, I'll never have to chew my food again! Just a few slaps and it's masticated for me!

I totally need a screen grab of that very last frame of him for my desktop. Check out that final creepy mug to the camera that he throws in there for emphasis!

HOW CAN HE SLAP!???!1

AND SLAPNUTS WAS HIS NAME-O!

I love how they, "Can't do this all day" but the adverts play over and over and over for months, even years.

Upvote for the no-look backwards over-the-shoulder throw into the sink. Nice shot man.

I want one.

Richard Simmons would love his nuts.

*gay

Invocations (gay) cannot be called by DrPawn because DrPawn is not privileged - sorry.

I really thought this was going to be a blankfist submission.

He looks like someone that has a kiddy porn collection in his basement.

BONK!

SLAP!

NUTS!

Pfft.

^See, folks. Just three easy steps and "Pfft!"

Did that strawberry just wink at me?

BOINK!

He's a good salesman. Wouldn't you love to have this guy around next time you have a garage sale?

Maybe it's because it's 5 a.m. but I want one.

Shamwow!!

Upvote for the description, haha.

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, an' bruddah? I hurt people.

whoever wrote this script is absolutely unfamiliar with any American/English euphemisms. i count 5 good solid ones.

then every little "zinger" that they meant to be a little sales pitch is absurdly funny.

i can't stop watching this.

Kids, I bloody want one. That thing was awesome.

Do I need help?

http://www.videosift.com/video/Vince-Shlomi-with-Rap-Chop-ShamWow-Dude-Raps-the-Slap

Shameless plug.