this is for serious.

forward it like it's hot, forward it like it's hot.

i own season 1-10 on DVD and i go out of my way to avoid watching anything newer than that.

some of the additions in this new intro are good, though jimbo and kearney sawing off Jebidiah's head insults the history of the show.

and the couch gag sucked.

my favorite part is when they are wearing just paint.

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Hi I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such fruit and vegetable documentaries as:

Cucumbers - A Pornstar's Dream
Watermelons - Gallagher's Box Office Smash Hit
Peaches - The Presidents of the United States of America's 1-Hit Wonder
Mushrooms - A Hippie's Harvest
Black-eyed Peas - The Band That Didn't Suck Before Fergie

and

Crenshaw - Yes There is a Fruit Called Crenshaw

great review. however, i disagree with a couple of points (and the John Carmack slam at the end, wtf!), specifically the minute about 50% market share for video games being bad.

"i wonder how much of that "yellow smoke" was burning plastic..."

none? in my college research i came across yellow smoke many times, generally out of glass pipes.

"Who's dad is that?"

The guy trying to sodomize him at the end if i had to guess...

whoever wrote this script is absolutely unfamiliar with any American/English euphemisms. i count 5 good solid ones.

then every little "zinger" that they meant to be a little sales pitch is absurdly funny.

i can't stop watching this.

upvote for "maybe your dad was jackin' off and your mom sat on it at the last second."

i feel sorry for her. am i wrong to assume that, as a 13 year old asian, her parents literally crack the whip as she practices this exact routine x hours a day? the "smile" gives it away.

i prefer ronald jenkees if we're playing Youtube musical Star Search.