You beat me by 30 minutes, stay off Reddit... I feel like the sickly bison the wolves were chasing, and you and this video were the other bison, determined to Run me to the ground. That's nature bitch!

Y U mad bro, problem?

Bison #4: "Trololololol"

Wow. That bison was totally the kind of guy who would trip you up to save himself from a pack of wolves.

Wait.. that's exactly what he did. What a scumbag!

Scumbag or "Get your ass in gear, Pete! ...oops."

Just a foot to the left or right and you could have taken down some wolves.

Thats what happens when you owe Stewie some money.

What a douche!

Dammnit, I thought bison were extinct, Wilma, get me my shotgun.

At first I was like "yay, he's going to ram those wolves!" Then I was all like "awwwww, what an a-hole... ".

that made me laugh pretty hard. now i feel bad.

He was trying to help... or at least try and help himself by giving the wolves some lunch so he could break free

Wow, he really blasted through too, what a brute.

That scumbag bison was texting while stampeding.

He's really smart...humans would probably try to help one of their own because of their stupid feelings. Humans don't have the guts to be like Scumbag Bison and just kick their best friend in the chest right into the wolves and make a clean escape. Stupid humans with their damn feelings.

>> ^Yogi:

He's really smart...humans would probably try to help one of their own because of their stupid feelings. Humans don't have the guts to be like Scumbag Bison and just kick their best friend in the chest right into the wolves and make a clean escape. Stupid humans with their damn feelings.


Wikipedia: "Of the total number presented, only 15,000 total individuals are considered wild bison in the natural range within North America (free-ranging, not confined primarily by fencing)."

Every news outlet last week: "The seven billionth person was born..."

I think stupid humans with their damn feelings are totally winning!

Why did this remind me of last week's Walking Dead Episode?

Bison Costanza: "I was trying to lead the way. We needed a leader! Someone to lead the way to safety!"

Bison #2: "But you yelled 'GET OUT OF MY WAY'!"

Bison Costanza: "Because! Because, as the leader...if I die...then all hope is lost! Who would lead? Instead of castigating me, you should all be thanking me. What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in, where heroes are cast as villains? Brave bison as cowards?"

Bison #2: "But I saw you push the women and children out of the way in a mad panic! I saw you knock them down! And when you ran, you left everyone behind!"

Bison Costanza: "Seemingly. Seemingly, to the untrained eye, I can fully understand how you got that impression. What looked like pushing...what looked like knocking down...was a safety precaution! In a wolf attack, you play dead, am I right? And when I ran, I was not leaving anyone behind! Oh, quite the contrary! I risked my life making sure that the path was clear. Any other questions?"

Bison #3: "How do you live with yourself?"

Bison Costanza: "Its not easy."

"Here! Let me help you with that!" *Faceplant*

Reminds me of the old joke:

Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They scramble up the nearest tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first biologist starts taking off his heavy leather hiking boots and pulls a pair of sleek running shoes from his back-pack. The second biologist gives him a puzzled look and says, "What in the world are you doing?"

He replies, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and make a run for it."

The second guy says, "Are you crazy? We both know you can't outrun a full-grown grizzly bear."

The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"

Bison Snuff!

>> ^EMPIRE:

Why did this remind me of last week's Walking Dead Episode?


I was about to say the same thing about that asshole cop that pushes the fat guy into the pack of zombies so he can escape.

"Thrown to the wolves" indeed. "Thrown under the bus" seems applicable as well.

15,000 14,999

>> ^direpickle:

>> ^Yogi:
He's really smart...humans would probably try to help one of their own because of their stupid feelings. Humans don't have the guts to be like Scumbag Bison and just kick their best friend in the chest right into the wolves and make a clean escape. Stupid humans with their damn feelings.

Wikipedia: "Of the total number presented, only 15,000 total individuals are considered wild bison in the natural range within North America (free-ranging, not confined primarily by fencing)."
Every news outlet last week: "The seven billionth person was born..."
I think stupid humans with their damn feelings are totally winning!

Madness?! THIS... IS... STAMPEDE!!!

I surprised myself with a genuinely mirthful chuckle.
Poor ol'bison.