Brilliant. If you can make other comics go "Ohhhhh..., maybe he shouldn't have said that", then you've triumphed completely.

Kylie Minogue wants a baby you say?

it's like as if they were speaking another language
not only i had no idea who they were talking about, what those jokes were but i couldn't understand half the things they were saying period.

>> ^mxxcon:
it's like as if they were speaking another language
not only i had no idea who they were talking about, what those jokes were but i couldn't understand half the things they were saying period.


all those jokes were about you.

tame.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

gang rape.

No baby rape jokes? Meh.

And I've used the one about Courtney Love plenty of times. But I wasn't joking.

Let me find 8 friends and we'll show you...>> ^JenniferBurger:
tame.
what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Q. What do anal sex and spinach have in common?

A. If you were forced to have it as a child, you'll hate it as an adult.

I forgot, *quality for the Princess Diana joke.

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by aspartam.

I actually didn't get the Diana joke. Why the mine field?

Otherwise, shame the comment thread degenerated into who can be the bigger twat.

>> ^aspartam:
Let me find 8 friends and we'll show you...>> ^JenniferBurger:
tame.
what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?



you wish, artificial sweetener boy. i'll send you a pamphlet on coping with the loss of your penis. you'll have to make photocopies for your friends.

love the spinach joke, though.

>> ^mxxcon:
it's like as if they were speaking another language
not only i had no idea who they were talking about, what those jokes were but i couldn't understand half the things they were saying period.


Hmmmm...considering your grasp of the english language, I'm not surprised.

>> ^kymbos:
I actually didn't get the Diana joke. Why the mine field?
Otherwise, shame the comment thread degenerated into who can be the bigger twat.


Google 'Diana Minefield'.

>> ^Fade:
>> ^mxxcon:
it's like as if they were speaking another language
not only i had no idea who they were talking about, what those jokes were but i couldn't understand half the things they were saying period.

Hmmmm...considering your grasp of the english language, I'm not surprised.
edit - is the sift quoting system fooked?


what are you to be talkings about please?

lol

>> ^JenniferBurger:
gang rape.


Gan grape is my favorite juice flavor.

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