How NOT to describe a hand job

This happened to me once, except I said "martini shaker." Similar effects were observed.
Xaielaosays...

Lol thats quite funny.


The best way to get ketchup out of a bottle isn't to hit the top or use a butter knife, it's to cup your hand at an angle where the bottle comes to it's tip and bring the bottle down on your hand with a bit of force. That way the bottle stops abruptly and forces the ketchup out.

You wouldn't believe how much better it works then slapping the top of a ketchup bottle.

Lolthiensays...

>> ^Xaielao:
Lol thats quite funny.

The best way to get ketchup out of a bottle isn't to hit the top or use a butter knife, it's to cup your hand at an angle where the bottle comes to it's tip and bring the bottle down on your hand with a bit of force. That way the bottle stops abruptly and forces the ketchup out.
You wouldn't believe how much better it works then slapping the top of a ketchup bottle.


You win +1 internets for having the most bizarrely detailed explanation of ketchup production implying comprehensive experimentation in the subject I've read all day.

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