She's the opposite of Francis

...but only if she's a shark?

Damn..

She should go to public school...that'll give her some more realistic goals.

I was waiting for her to shatter the mirror with her fist and then back-flip off the counter.

Maybe next time.

Oh yeah, also *quality

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My 3 year old commented that she "Was standing on the sink, which is not safe. She was being not nice daddy." Personally, I just waited for her to slip off the sink, and come out of the hospital in a wheelchair singing that same diddy. But I am glad she is okay nevertheless.

But how is this comedy?

"Honey... did you leave the MDMA out? I can't find it..."

>> ^Drax:

"Honey... did you leave the MDMA out? I can't find it..."


Thanks for the laugh, Drax

You're auwsome

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She gets a pass for being too young to realize that someday she'll earn 60% as much as a boy with the same attitude.

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Imagine her disappointment when daddy loses his job in this economy, the bank repossesses their house, papa begins to drink, and mommy runs off with another man, her sister gets arrested for making meth, and she starts turning tricks at 13. But, by God, she'll be the best damned whore there ever was!

And the audio for this clip is my new ring tone!

>> ^Sketch:
Imagine her disappointment when daddy loses his job in this economy, the bank repossesses their house, papa begins to drink, and mommy runs off with another man, her sister gets arrested for making meth, and she starts turning tricks at 13. But, by God, she'll be the best damned whore there ever was!


I was tempted to downvote you too, but I'm smart enough to realize senses of humour exist outside my own comfort zone.

Lighten up! It's a joke, not a wish or premonition. I am hilarious! I like my jokes! I like the Sift! I like me!

Yeah, she may think she's all that but gravity is a patient bastard...

>> ^laura:

...but only if she's a shark?


I laughed at that, too.

I'm betting that "shark" is some sort of expertise level in her swim class or something like that.

Did anybody catch the "I love my moms. I love my dads," part? True to life.

What impressed me was how seriously she took it. That was no show for the camera. She got down from the sink and she was whispering to herself "yeah...yeah..." still in the moment, and she didn't even pause to mug for the camera.

This isn't normal behavior. More like endless mental programming to promote self confidence and positive self image for children.

...and gosh darnit, people like me!

she's so happy because she just made a successful poo.

>> ^spawnflagger:

she's so happy because she just made a successful poo.


That always makes me happy too.

>> ^marinara:

This isn't normal behavior. More like endless mental programming to promote self confidence and positive self image for children.


Actually, this is completely normal behavior for a kid her age. Kids say all kinds of crazy things and this is nothing scripted or it probably would have been a bit more than "I like I like I like". Although it is a bit hilarious that you consider promoting self confidence & positive self image "brainwashing". "You can be anything you want to be, honey" OMG! They are brainwashing their kids! Evil! Come on people...

And now she's 12 years old.

Internet meme phenom gone viral

>> ^Trancecoach:

And now she's 12 years old.
Internet meme phenom gone viral


UPVOTE COMMENT! Thanks for linking this from here! I had no idea the other video existed

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