Craig Ferguson 4/20 Late Late Show opening song

Craig Ferguson lip syncs for the opening monologue, and it's awesome.
eric3579says...

Yeh, yeh yeh yeh yeh
Uhm hmm hm hm

It's a wonderful night
You’ve gotta take it from me
It’s a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

It’s a wonderful night
Go ahead and release
It’s a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

You know the music search engine need a tuneup
Soon as they out the gate they all a wanna hear da corner, uh-huh
Well that was cool but now but then I heard a rumor, uh-huh
Your crew was ridin' for the White Cliffs of Dover, uh-huh

Uh let me tell ya how we do it in California
We’ll have you on the run just like a puma
If it don’t move us
Ain’t paid ya dues and it ain’t gonna get our roosers
We gonna lose ya to the consumer solution c’mon

It’s a wonderful night
You’ve gotta take it from me
It’s a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

It’s a wonderful night
You’ve gotta shake it for me
It’s a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

That the spot will get hot
That its ready to pop
Don’t even look at the clock
All of your problems forgotten
It's time to rock till you drop
Feel the force and just flock
To the epicenter of the party’s bass drummers c’mon

It’s a wonderful night
You’ve gotta take it from me
It’s a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

It’s a wonderful night
You’ve gotta shake it for me
It’s a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

We rock like Colorado
You're at it throwin’ bottles
We give a fuck about who your status
Who you are tomorrow
Whether you beg or borrow
Or hit the super lotto
Whether your girl look like a minga or a supermodel

Feel the connectedness, energy, disprojected the weighted
The whole collective consciousness
Arise like helium oh
Groovin’ out of the question
Won’t disrespect him, but
Our styles fuckin’ pouch like Dave Beckham c'mon

It’s a wonderful night
You’ve gotta take it from me
It’s a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

It’s a wonderful night
You’ve gotta shake it for me
It’s a wonderful night

Come on and break it on down

StukaFoxsays...

"Hello? Hello? Is anyone there? Hello? Uh, yeah, I'd like two Taco Bell Supremes and a large Cherry Coke . . . what? Hello? Heeeellllooooooo? Oh, yeah, thanks. Ok, listen, I'd like . . . hello? Ok, I'd like . . . hello? Um, yeah, I'd like a large Cherry Coke and . . . oh, ok, uhh, you got Mister Pibb? No? Ok, um, you got . . . wait, I ain't asked yet . . . what? Hello? HELLO? Yeah, I'd like a LARGE CHERRY COKE and a Taco Bell . . . goddamnit! Hello? HELLO! Jesus, what kinda people does this place hire and . . . YEAH, I want a LARGE CHERRY -- ok, what sodas DO you have? . . . Iced tea ain't a soda! What? The hell it is! Iced tea isn't carbonated, soda is and . . . Cherry Coke and iced tea together STILL aren't a soda . . . hello? Goddamnit already! HELLO? Wait, I thought you said you didn't SELL Cherry Coke . . . HEY! HELLO! GODDAMNIT! I WANT A TACO BELL SUPREME WITH . . . ummm, I dunno -- beans, I guess? No beans? Uhh, you got those chappalla things that little dog sells? Challala? Chicano? Chicago? Dude, ask the little dog, he sells the fuckers . . . HELLO?!?! HEEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!! Yes, I want a large Cherry Coke and a Taco Bell Supreme with chicanos! What . . . are you serious? Are you fucking serious? Oh geeze, ummm . . . ok, just give me a Big Mac and a large fries. Asshole."

-- Every single fast-food worker's experience on Monday.

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