Vlogger Hank sez: In which Hank tells some seriously nerdy jokes. Harry Potter, theoretical physics, Star Trek, Star Wars, Chemistry, Engineering, Philosophy, Math, Computer Science...it's all fair game.
I chose 31 because I knew I wasn't going to hit 50 and I wanted to do a prime number.
I made this video before Humpy Hank became a thing...but something tells me that humpy hang is going to become more of a thing soon.
Other Jokes:
50 More Jokes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ4kL4pI-rY 50 Jokes in 4 Minutes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzHBszZn6uo 50 Jokes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7GvstxiH-M Thanks to everyone who submitted (and continues to submit) jokes. It's been a long time since I've done one of these so I hope you enjoy it.
22 Comments
siftbotsays...Tags for this video have been changed from 'Jokes, Nerds, vlogbrothers' to 'Jokes, Nerds, vlogbrothers, Hank Green, nerdfighters' - edited by Skeeve
GenjiKilpatricksays...hah. 22 23 25 & 27
= D
pho3n1xsays...6, 13, 16, 22, 28, 30/31.
and 15(?) (the star trek one, just because it's star trek related...)
Opus_Moderandisays...I didn't get all of those but, I laughed anyway because that's how I'm programmed.
antsays...>> ^Opus_Moderandi:
I didn't get all of those but, I laughed anyway because that's how I'm programmed.
Hahah!
juliovega914says...Awesome, I got every joke. Should I be proud?
gwiz665says...You're mom is so fat, her Patronus is a cake!
Xaielaosays..."Well, I do now."
LMAO!
Psychologicsays...A virus walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "hey, we don't server viruses here!" The virus replaces the bartender and says "now we do".
mxxconsays...>> ^juliovega914:
Awesome, I got every joke. Should I be proud?
no, ashamed.
E_Nygmasays...50 isn't a prime number...
residuesays...enough with the dramatic voices
But seriously, two chemists walk into a bar, the first says I'll have H2O, the second says I'll have H2O too. The second chemist dies shortly thereafter .
handmethekeysyousays...Two atoms walk out of a bar. One stops and says, "We have to go back, I left my electrons on the stool."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The atom says, "Yeah, I'm positive."
Psychologicsays...^ A neutron walks into a bar and says "how much for a drink?" The bartender says "For you? No charge."
jmzerosays...Meh - not very nerdy.
A little nerdy maybe - but you don't have to be much of a nerd to have taken high school math/chemistry, bumped into some pop-sci physics (Heisenberg and what not), read Harry Potter, or heard some pop philosophy. And "show you my natural log" is the polar opposite of nerd humor - it's a locker room snigger about a math term. It isn't a clever reference to some property of e... it's just giggles cause he said "log".
When I think nerd humor, it's more like this - it has some exclusivity about who will get it, it works on a couple levels, and yet is still very much a groaner (which is fine - I think nerd humor is more about demonstrating some cleverness, and the meta-joke that "you could think that was funny" than it is about actually making someone laugh).
That said, "her Patronus is a cake" is pretty funny.
direpicklesays...He spelled eunuchs wrong.
rottenseedsays...>> ^jmzero:
Meh - not very nerdy.
A little nerdy maybe - but you don't have to be much of a nerd to have taken high school math/chemistry, bumped into some pop-sci physics (Heisenberg and what not), read Harry Potter, or heard some pop philosophy. And "show you my natural log" is the polar opposite of nerd humor - it's a locker room snigger about a math term. It isn't a clever reference to some property of e... it's just giggles cause he said "log".
When I think nerd humor, it's more like this - it has some exclusivity about who will get it, it works on a couple levels, and yet is still very much a groaner (which is fine - I think nerd humor is more about demonstrating some cleverness, and the meta-joke that "you could think that was funny" than it is about actually making someone laugh).
That said, "her Patronus is a cake" is pretty funny.
Sadly enough of these jokes—which should be understood by anybody with at least a high school diploma—are not understood by many. The topics complicated? No...not at all, but still those that get it, are unfortunately in the minority.
Ornthoronsays...Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?
Estuffing17says...A neutrino walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" The neutrino replies, "No thanks, just passing through."
jwraysays...None of those were that esoteric.
Bidoulerouxsays...>> ^jmzero:
Meh - not very nerdy.
A little nerdy maybe - but you don't have to be much of a nerd to have taken high school math/chemistry, bumped into some pop-sci physics (Heisenberg and what not), read Harry Potter, or heard some pop philosophy. And "show you my natural log" is the polar opposite of nerd humor - it's a locker room snigger about a math term. It isn't a clever reference to some property of e... it's just giggles cause he said "log".
When I think nerd humor, it's more like this - it has some exclusivity about who will get it, it works on a couple levels, and yet is still very much a groaner (which is fine - I think nerd humor is more about demonstrating some cleverness, and the meta-joke that "you could think that was funny" than it is about actually making someone laugh).
That said, "her Patronus is a cake" is pretty funny.
You think most of the jokes aren't nerdy enough and then you laugh at a Harry Potter joke? What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously.
jmzerosays...You think most of the jokes aren't nerdy enough and then you laugh at a Harry Potter joke? What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously.
Sorry, what part is the problem? That I don't think the jokes are very nerdy, or that I thought the Patronus joke was funny (but still not very nerdy - I mean, it isn't like Harry Potter was only seen or read by nerds)?
And how could you have such strong feelings about either of those opinions?
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