Do guys like that actually date girls like that in other countries? America just gets worse and worse....

Bahahaha!
You know it's gonna be good unbiased reporting when the first sentence is a man yelling "MARIJUANA IS BAD!"

As someone who works 30+ hours a week, and still makes considerably less than my friend that has been unemployed and uninterested in looking for almost 18 months now it's hard to feel bad. Also, the only time I applied for unemployment they gave me the run-around for several months to the point where I had found other employment before they were willing to help me in any way.
Meh.

I apparently need to see "Raging Bull"

It's sad that they probably didn't win, because he was nowhere near touching the red on most of the obstacles. Crazy crazy fast though, and everyone clearly had a great time (the dog especially)

Pause at :52 to see the creepiest dude ever at a bowling competition (and that's saying a lot...)

As a skater, I have to rain on the parade. These are all joke tricks for your standard pro skater, and most aren't even executed exceptionally well. Touching your front wheels in a manual? Putting your foot down? That's basic no-no stuff.
Chris Haslam blows all of this out of the water when he's playing around. Richie Jackson. There's lots of "circus skaters" out there that destroy this dude.
And as someone that's not much of a Mullen fan- Rodney Mullen is roughly 829% better than this guy.

Sorry.

I don't care as long as people don't say "Two thousand AND ten." The term "and" implies a decimal in number talk. It's "two thousand ten" or "twenty ten."

Moral to the story? Cool kids don't wear hats.

I'm so hyped for "Guitar Hero: Toilet Farts" to finally come out!

Russell Brand on keys?

It seems obvious to me that the guy works at Disneyland. He clearly has connections, knows how to sing and dance, and they met at Disneyland.
That doesn't mean it's a publicity stunt, it just means he's radical and used his available resources to the best of his ability.
Plus the girl is smoking hot which makes it all worthwhile.

We used to do the whole "hand storm" thing at camp and stuff. it was basically an excuse to get 100 kids to work together, but I guess they've decided it's "artsy" now. sounds great with the thunder.

I think he meant "We're all *dead in 2012"


fml

"Hey Eric, what're you looking at?"
"Well you see, I searched for 'butt sex' and now I'm going to click 'similar images' for this one with the Asian girl."
"Wow Eric... That's... Unnatural..."