Aurum and Crake together at last
A good friend of mine, Crake just acquired his gold star.
His hobbies include Iranian politics, Sci-fi, adoring Ayn Rand from afar, and being meta.
He loves cookies and has a knack for spotting inapproriate commercials.
I made him a picture through msn that I'll upload in just a bit, which is just delightful for the occasion.
Shake your canes and rattle your brains for Crake and his new golden idol.
Check out his queue, personal queue, and sifted videos.
His hobbies include Iranian politics, Sci-fi, adoring Ayn Rand from afar, and being meta.
He loves cookies and has a knack for spotting inapproriate commercials.
I made him a picture through msn that I'll upload in just a bit, which is just delightful for the occasion.
Shake your canes and rattle your brains for Crake and his new golden idol.
Check out his queue, personal queue, and sifted videos.
24 Comments
kronosposeidonCrakey! Congrats!
EDDYay, way to go, Crake!!
I knew a couple of things about Crake already, such as that both of us enjoy similar videogames, similar music and similar TV shows, but now with the goatse reference gwiz provided in the image above, I'm not so sure I want to learn more about him.....
Just kidding - rectal stretching is a favorite pastime of mine, so who would I be to judge?
Cheers, dude!
blankfistW00ters! Way to go! Congrats to you!
SlipperyPetecongrats!!
now get invoking, dammit.
plus 1 for goldstar.goatse.cx
dotdudeGo Crake!
SketchCongrats, Crake! Feels good, doesn't it?
videosiftbannedmeAre you telling me all I had to do, all along, was poop out a gold star??
Goddamnit...
Cheers, Crake!
schmawyYes, Crake! Yellow star goatse hurrah!
CrakeOh my god you guys... this is deeply touching, as it were...
And the detail on the goatse is amazing... you even got the wedding band right.
...too creepy? srsly though, thanks, this makes me wanna find 50 siftworthy videos right away, to get another round of applause
rougyI used to really have a thing for crake until I realized that all this time I've been misspelling crack.
And lignum vitae Aurum!
Congrats!
paul4dirtyay! congratulations!
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
I am your Snowman. Put another rakunk or pigoon on the spit for me.
EklekCongrats, it's Pure gold! I checked the pixel colour..
DeanoI still haven't seen Goatse - whew that was a close one. Welcome to the club Crakey baby.
gwiz665^I like to think that I helped all those who are afraid to see what goatse actually is - my little doodle is much more pleasing to the eye.
dystopianfuturetodayCongrats, gents. (What the hell did you have to go and draw gwiz?)
OrnthoronSorry I'm late, that goatse charicature scared me away... But congratulations anyway!
EDD>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Congrats, gents.
I'm pretty sure there is no user 'Aurum', dft
gwiz665I'm making vague references to Onyx and Crake and no one picks up on... I'm so esoteric.
(Aurum is gold)
Crake^it's Oryx. In fact let me just *amazon it.
gwiz665.. smartass
Crake^I'm a little concerned about all the anal imagery in this post.
rougy^ Think of it as "digging for gold."
dystopianfuturetoday>> ^EDD:
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Congrats, gents.
I'm pretty sure there is no user 'Aurum', dft
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