Tom's Quality Comfort -puppy sodomization & air conditioning
I'm not saying that Tom's Quality Comfort Air Conditioning want to sodomize your pets, but they might- and I'm getting tired of comment spam.
So- when you Google "Tom's Quality Comfort", here's hoping you are reminded that this company may or may not be behind a conspiracy to do unspeakable acts with your beloved pet.
So- when you Google "Tom's Quality Comfort", here's hoping you are reminded that this company may or may not be behind a conspiracy to do unspeakable acts with your beloved pet.
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Tom's Quality Comfort, I heard about them. They allegedly skin the puppies they sodomize (again, allegedly) and use it as a special lining in their air conditioners. It gives a home that newly fucked dog smell. Allegedly.
*how am I doing?*
I take it someone from Tom's Quality Comfort (home of the 1-hour dog sodomization special) tried to post a spam comment on some hapless sift.
It's despicable, frankly, that there aren't better venues for specialists in dog sodomy like the fine folks at Tom's Quality Dog Air Sodomy Conditioning don't have a better place to advertise their services.
Someone should make and market a special book, maybe a big one, with yellow pages, that could be used to locate such services.
Luckily, Tom's penis is so small that the puppies don't suffer any major injury (other than the embarrassment of being fucked by an obese middle-aged Jonas Brothers fan with a wooden leg and two lazy eyes.)
Oh come on, guys, you're being harsh.
I'll admit that normally when I see a wall-eyed, unemployed pirate try to rape his way across a room I might be disinclined to regard him as a potential friend since that falls pretty low in the spectrum of first impressions, but hey - who's to say the puppies don't enjoy it? Maybe those are howls of pleasure.
Tom's Quality Comfort Air & Heat is probably one of the premiere names in bestiality, and number one in puppy rape, allegedly. I hear Tom himself goes through a litter a day, allegedly.
Be sure to look up Tom's Quality Comfort Air & Heat for all your puppy sodomy needs, allegedly.
That's Tim's Quality Comfort Air & Heat. They rape puppies. Allegedly.
Bwahahaha... http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=tom%27s+quality+comfort+air+%26+heat&aq=0&oq=Tom%27s+Quality+Comfort+Air&aqi=g1
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What only a #4 result? We need to be at the top. Bring me more puppies!
The only way to really get that home cool and with a nice fresh fucked puppy smell is to use a Tom's Quality Comfort Puppy Fucking™ Air Conditioner.
*If that much linking doesn't do it I don't know what will (each word was a link )*
Tom's Quality Comfort Air & Heat & Puppy Sodomy.
http://tomsqualitycomfort.com/
I also hear he may like to touch little boys. I cannot confirm this rumor at this time.
Wonder if they're hiring.
This very informative post is number one if you search for "tom's quality comfort air"
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=tom%27s+quality+comfort+air&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g1
Mission accomplished. Nothing else to see here. Move along.
Tom's *Quality Comfort Air.
"We know how to service a puppy."
For Tom, HVAC stands for Hound Victimization & Anal Company.
I think this is hilariously passive aggressive. Also, on the internet you get nowhere with puppy sodomizing. Kitten sodomizing is where the money is at and Tom's Quality Comfort knows this.
Tom's Quality Comfort: Raping the anuses of <1 year old housepets since 2002.
We've got a live one: http://www.videosift.com/member/alinagloria142
I made an attempt at giving the rape-room specialists at K&G Capital the treatment, but I'm thinking it's just not the attention they deserve.
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