Chopsticks.

use a mouth and some teeth

Statist idiots.

Use ceasar dressing. It clumps the salad up, so its easier to eat with your lobster hands.

Woops, did you not want the world to know about your lobster hands?

I completely agree with everything you've said here Blankfist.

tip :

Put it in a tortilla, thats right ! decompress the fists of calloused rage and plunk them into the salad bowl after you have your Salad tossed by Rottenseed utensils.

Wrap that massive mound of vegetation up.

Did you toss the salad first?

WINNING!

the jew who lives on my couch made a salad dressing tonight from bacon grease, honey, tequila and lime.

A SALAD DRESSING MADE FROM BACON.

Bacon grease, tequila and lime? Awww, thanks for calling me "honey"!

Jews can eat bacon if they sleep on an orthodox couch.


>> ^peggedbea:

the jew who lives on my couch made a salad dressing tonight from bacon grease, honey, tequila and lime.
A SALAD DRESSING MADE FROM BACON.