I mean, or you could just use fire.

If he really cared that much for the spiders, he'd dust his floors....

I guess Texas doesn't have tweezers

This guys interpretation of animal-behavior is the weirdest part about this.

In Michigan, we would call a certain type of spider a wolf spider, but it was much smaller than this one; I have no idea if they were anyhow related, but the Michigan Wolf Spider wasn't dangerous only really fast; if this texas one isn't dangerous, I think I'd have used my fingers to pull this crap off or as earlier mentioned make an Amazon order for the first pair of tweezers in Texas; probably call Guiness too

Wolf Spiders are a family with over 2,000 named species and live in every part of the world. Basically if they have 2 larger forward facing eyes, don't spin a web, and carry their spiderlings on their back, they're wolf spiders.

Wolf spiders kill lots of mosquitoes and flies. I love them, as long as they are outside of my house.

It's odd, I would totally do exactly what he did, but when I was done, I'd be inexplicably compelled to take out the rolled newspaper...