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51 Comments
kageninsays...sigh... *dead already
siftbotsays...Invocations (dead) cannot be called by Kagenin because Kagenin is not privileged - sorry.
kageninsays...Oh, my bad, youtube itself seems to be down right now
Mazesays...Is it meant to be a penis slide? If so, awesome!... and why?
arvanasays...The mind boggles. It can't be possible that the designers didn't notice the Penis Effect™.
EDDsays...Full-grown walking sperm-children coming out the purple head of a gargantuan penis, accompanied by somebody farting the Bohemian Rhapsody on the mic in the background.
And I thought blankfist's cat fart videos were out of line.
siftbotsays...Tags for this video have been changed from 'penis, slide, inappropriate, wtf' to 'penis, slide, inappropriate, wtf, hand farts, manualist' - edited by MarineGunrock
rasch187says...That vid is wrong on so many levels it ends up being good.
MrConradssays...Hmm... that slide seems to have a low sperm count, better get a check up.
youdiejoesays...green spots, red head, purple fore skin.... It's a Gonorrhea Slide!
Inyourfacesays...Seems to be skipping a few steps in between intercourse and childbirth...
Kreegathsays...Life begins at ejaculation.
Hexsays...the song is awsome!
persephonesays...I love it, Arvana. Is this one of your installations?
T-mansays...Every sperm is sacred.
Ghostlysays...Just as bad...
http://www.ukimagehost.com/uploads/05e2120dc4.jpg
12151says...holy shit.
That is really horrible.
gwiz665says...Must be a catholic installation.
"Prepare for the ride of your life..."
Fjnbksays...At least it was circumcised.
10536says...Could we get a *music?
I thought it was catchy.
siftbotsays...Invocations (music) cannot be called by cupcake because cupcake is not privileged - sorry.
mas8705says...its disturbing and yet I can't look away...
I'm going to hang myself now for saying that...
blankfistsays...twice as awesome with the soundtrack... *music
siftbotsays...Adding video to channels (Music) - requested by blankfist.
Issykittysays...Excellent soundtrack choice for this.
... so is this technically a clown penis?
dystopianfuturetodaysays...If you liked the fart hand version of Bohemian Rhapsody, you'll LOVE the hand fart version of 'Sweet Child O' Mine' http://www.videosift.com/video/Sweet-Child-O-Mine-Played-With-Hand-Fart-Noises
alizarinsays...Is it lubricated with mayonaise?
rottenseedsays...the sift has spoken...we like giant dick slides.
dannym3141says...I can't believe no one said "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
jimnmssays...This is subliminal sex education. Wear a rubber or little kids will spew out of your penis.
jimnmssays...>> ^Ghostly:
Just as bad...
http://www.ukimagehost.com/uploads/05e2120dc4.jpg
And this one:
http://img223.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wtfride4xl.jpg
Hive13says...Daddy, can we go to the park and play Sperm again? PLEASE?!?!
AnimalsForCrackerssays...T-man beat me to it. Be sure to visit the Every-Sperm-is-Sacred-Slide at your next pro-life rally! One at a time, one a time through the urethra, children.
dystopianfuturetodaysays...>> ^Issykitty:
Excellent soundtrack choice for this.
... so is this technically a clown penis?
Viral marketing for www.clownpenis.fart? http://www.videosift.com/video/SNL-Commercial-Dillon-Edwards-and-Co
jwraysays...http://www.videosift.com/video/Monty-Python-Every-Sperm-Is-Sacred
"Every sperm is sacred" was a great mockery of the pope's policy against contraception, and highly suggestive of the idea of a virus of faith (there are many religions in the world, making contradictory claims; with 90% heredity of religion, the ones that dominate will just be the ones that instruct their followers to have the most children)
nibiyabisays...*nochannel *wtf *terrible *music
siftbotsays...This video has been removed from all channels (Wtf, Kids, Terrible, Music) due to invalid channel assignment - nochannel invoked by nibiyabi. Please review the FAQ to learn about appropriate channel assignments.
Adding video to channels (Music, Terrible, Wtf) - requested by nibiyabi.
rottenseedsays...*promote for inflatablecunt
siftbotsays...Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Monday, September 8th, 2008 10:54pm PDT - promote requested by rottenseed.
inflatablevaginasays...bravo!! i wish i would have found it!!
RedSkysays...It's okay, no one has purple foreskin.
They'll NEVER see the resemblance.
dystopianfuturetodaysays...*quality
siftbotsays...dystopianfuturetoday cannot award a quality point for this post because dystopianfuturetoday does not have enough Power Points - ignoring quality request by dystopianfuturetoday. (You can always purchase more Power Points.)
geo321says...So... the moral of the story is that kids fire out into the world like semen
Issykittysays...I will *quality this for the betterment of humankind
siftbotsays...Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by Issykitty.
Issykittysays...*comedy! Will my laughing at this ever cease? I don't think so!
siftbotsays...Adding video to channels (Comedy) - requested by Issykitty.
lavollsays...why is this nsfw???
shagen454says...This would actually be taken to another level of great disgust and comedy if the penis was not circumcised and the kids had to reach through and pull back the skin to release themselves.
Pongsays...For anyone interested, I think I found the origin of the song. Turns out it's some guy farting with his hands, on his couch.
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/bohemian-rhapsody-hands-p1.php
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