LOL .. super accurate, super sad... they got PISSED in school if you wouldnt do this. You were (are?) punished. As first graders.

If they had made me repeat how to do math maybe I wouldnt be such a loser.

Watch I can type it all out from memory:

I pledge allegiance
to the flag
of the united states of america

and to the republic
for which it stands

one nation
under god

indivisible (that was a hard one to remember since no kid knows what it means, since its kind of a math term!! heh heh)

with liberty and justice for all

(as long as you pledge allegiance and believe in judeo-christian god)

swear to god, didnt even have to google it.. haven't said the words in twenty years and its fresh as a daisy. wait, why am i swearing to god??? old habits die hard.

Kids always get all the good drugs

THIS IS NOT A FORM OF BRAINWASHING

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Wow. Immediately one of my all time favorite videos.

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Brilliant.

The Pledge of Allegiance (Literal Version)

I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America,
and to the military plutocracy for which it stands,
one Nation, divisible, with liberty and justice for few.

These guys are great. Their recent nicotine addiction clip was brilliant and missed by most.

This is not a form of brainwashing.
This is not a form of brainwashing.
This is not a...

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

Most annoying sounding video ever.

However, so true. Do they actually still make kids do this? I thought it was outlawed some years back. I do remember ritalin though.

Is there another nation in the world that has a pledge to their flag?

Everyone has an anthem. Countries respect their flags. But a PLEDGE?? To their FLAG????

I love my country, despite its imperfections. But as I get older, this smacks more and more of blind jingoism and creeps me out.

A mandatory oath is worth nothing.

great stuff

We fell off the porch into a fag
The bundle of wood for kindle.

One idiot,
Lit a match

And damned pitch killed all of us into tiny caboodles...

My mind boggles at the thought of having kids pledge allegiance to anything.

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