In a related aside, my family is in possession of a walrus baculum (penis bone) which is about 2 feet long and shaped like a miniature baseball bat. We like to hand it to non-Inuit guests and friends and have them guess what it is.

^ I believe its a penis ! was a correct ?

>> ^westy:
^ I believe its a penis ! was a correct ?


Someone sounds bitter.

Why does the walrus suck his own cock? Because he can...

Anyway, Clerks already covered the facts that males would generally attempt it if possible: http://www.videosift.com/video/Clerks-The-Dangers-of-Pleasuring-Yourself

Upvote for Rule 34.

Careful with those teeth, now!

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If I could do that, I'd never leave the house

>> ^happyTurtle:
If I could do that, I'd never leave the house


If too many people could do this, I'd never leave the house either.

HEY! Watch the tusks...

Perhaps they might do it in private if they were given a little private corner away from prying eyes...

I love that he just gives up swimming in the end... "Prioritize man!"

Gives new meaning to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_the_Walrus

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only 22 votes? wtf?

from a youtube comment:

Someone told me that a guy who was there that day said, "Ladies, if guys could do this, you'd all be visiting this aquarium alone."

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