*lies I opened up my VCR and didn't find any of that!

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I took apart my friend's blue-ray player but it didn't have anything like that inside.

He was pretty mad, but I told him that he could probably find a VCR on EBay.

I had a VCR that decided to break in the middle of Might Ducks 2. I never got that tape out.

^Maybe your VCR preferred death to spendiing the rest of its life playing straight to video Disney sequels?

I bet this was created by Sony, so stupid people would wreck their old VHS machine and then have to replace all the movies they currently own with Blue Ray - Money, Money, Money....
Consume, Consume, Consume...!


And Ya, After going to Disneyland last week (yes I was in Cali), my son wanted to pull out the old Pinocchio VHS tape that we haven't watched in years and what-do-you-know, the machine ate the tape!

^ They're more likely to force people into Bittorrent in this economy.

I still use my VCR to record TV shows to watch latre. I will check inside after it dies.

This is a pawn shop's wet dream.

Why would you have to open your VCR when the website is www.gagfilms.com

Gag meaning parody, joke. Like the Onion New Network. You don't believe that is real do you?

FAKE! I have that EXACT same VCR, and there was only one iPod inside!


The monster came in handy though, no more mice!

>> ^LEX:
Why would you have to open your VCR when the website is www.gagfilms.com
Gag meaning parody, joke. Like the Onion New Network. You don't believe that is real do you?


Damnit, why couldn't you have warned us sooner. I opened mine with an axe. =(

>> ^southblvd:
I had a VCR that decided to break in the middle of Might Ducks 2. I never got that tape out.


Would you really want to get that tape out?

I found an HD-DVD player in my betamax VCR 0.o

I opened up my bluray player and found a vcr inside. I opened that, and found a portable bluray player. I would open that, but i'm afraid to begin an infinite loop.

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Mine had a dinosaur guarding the loot.. oh well..

It was one of the dinos from Land of the Lost wasnt?

too bad they didn't do a better job hiding the joke for the first minute.

should've called the company something generic like 'infinite solutions'...

I got my VCR off the black market, and I found a Zune inside it, not an I-Pod.

That was great.

You totally ruined the surprise for me. Thanks a lot.

>> ^LEX:
Why would you have to open your VCR when the website is www.gagfilms.com
Gag meaning parody, joke. Like the Onion New Network. You don't believe that is real do you?

The VCR made all of these things possible so in a way they are all in there. You might as well think of it that way. The fight to use VCR and time shifting was not bloodless. Even Mr. Rogers had to go before congress to stand up for us to say that if moms recorded his show it would benefit everyone and would not enable stealing from anyone. So now we have all kinds of similar devices because if the VCR failed to defend itself, we certainly wouldn't have ipods or anything related.

I opened mine up - I found a Zune and two piles dehydrated faeces. My VCR was full of crap. ba-dum-dum-tsk!

i found a multidimensional gateway in mine. i friggin ended up in area 51...