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Toy doll shoots REAL flames out its crotch.

submitted by ant

1 decade 1 year 4 months 1 week ago

"A review of the Fanny Flambeaux doll that is apparently part of the Smokin' Pussies gang. Not really surprising as you'll see in the video.
Since I've now been asked several times if it's a real product I have to confess that the product in the video was actually made from a few different items all sourced from Poundland. The good news is that if you are a big boy or girl (18 or older) you can own an actual Poundland Fanny Flambeaux doll by making it from the following Poundland items:-
You do this ENTIRELY at your own risk. Doll may explode in flames. (Yay!)
A 'Dress to impress' doll,
Birthday cake 'ice fountains' to insert up the dolls (widened) botty,
A barbecue style gas lighter to light it with,
A pack of 6" by 4" photo paper to make a new label and glossy instruction guide."

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Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by albrite30.

Welcome to the capitalistcal entry-side of China not available on shelves at WalMart or Tesco....yet.

all for the plastic shit they feed the world having class-C ordinance innit-Remember the good old days when the only thing we DID get outta communist China was their fireworks??

That reminds me, "Fuck you Walmart, for cashing-in on the soul of the United States and fuck all my fellow lazy-American fucks who sold it to em. That pretty much covers 95% of y'all dimbulb motherfuckers.

What, no fire-crotch jokes?

"Man that chili really went right through me!"

I think we've all felt how she looks at least once or twice before.

Little bit of acting going on here, perhaps, but well worth it!

*related=http://videosift.com/video/How-Sifter-CHINGALERA-Treats-His-Toys

DYI and China can kiss that cute little dolly's ASS!

How Sifter CHINGALERA Treats His Toys!!! has been added as a related post - related requested by chingalera.

Yeah-Vote YES on the Prop 23 Assfire Referendum

How Sifter CHINGALERA Treats His Toys!!! has been added as a related post - related requested by chingalera.

That ...WAS AWESOME

It burns when I make funny.

What, no fire-crotch jokes?

Fausticle says...

"Fanny Flambeaux doll that is apparently part of the Smokin' Pussies gang"

Milk shot out my nose....

00Scud00 says...

And here I thought that whole burning sensation while peeing was only a guy thing. Also, I want a dozen of these things for the 4th next year.

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