I could only make it through 6.5 minutes. that's a lot of shovel.

It slices.
It dices.
It julienne's fries!*









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Bludgeon. Function Show.

That one stop shop multi-use/multi-purpose shovel has put more and more smaller hardware stores out of business.

I think they got the music from the Three Amigos soundtrack

no tooth brush?

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I heard the Swiss Army is suing on Copyright Infringement.

It shovels! It digs! You can make trenches with it! You can make holes with it! You can dig a spot for your tent with it!

I'd be more impressed if 90% of the features weren't useless or duplicated by a perfectly ordinary shovel.

Shield? Are you serious? If someone's coming at you with a metal bar while you're sitting in a car either drive away, or hit him with the F*&% shovel!

but can it blend?

man, chinese steal everything..Russian army had this kind of shovel since late '70s.

Most of those were really cool, but some of those were obviously just the video makers brainstorming "What could you use could a flat or close to flat piece of metal for? Oh, I know! Tiny shield! Um...an oar! Flyswatter! Frying pan!" and so on.

Not shown: cutting internet connections, aborting female babies, burying scholars, removing protesters from tank treads, wife training, wall-building and defending attacks from God-damn Mongorians.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entrenching_tool

i need one in my kitchen

They'd sell more with Vince Shlomi.

I'm pretty stoned right now, but I was absolutely mesmerized by that video! And the theme to Silverado was the song at the end. Great movie.

I wonder if they are Made in China ?

Order now and you will receive a special carrying case for your shovel!

I wonder if you can pick up dog shit with it

But how does it fare against pig carcasses?

I want one.

He's correct, Spetsnaz shovel

>> ^mxxcon:

but can it blend?
man, chinese steal everything..Russian army had this kind of shovel since late '70s.

>> ^mxxcon:

but can it blend?
man, chinese steal everything..Russian army had this kind of shovel since late '70s.


Did the Russians steal it too? The Romans had this kind of shovel since the late first century. Get off of your high horse and appreciate a shovel with a built in bottle opener.