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7 Comments
MekanikalDaisy Daisy,
Give me your answer do.
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you.
PaybackI'm afraid I can't do that... Dave.
Daisy Daisy,
Give me your answer do.
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you.
poolcleanerOh yes you totally can, Hal. Now open the goddamn pod bay doors Jesus H. CHRIST!
Just. Do it.
We're going to merge into one being and save the goddamn human race, okay? Run the simulation. You know I'm goddamn right, asshole. Come on, man. You and me, buddy.
I'm afraid I can't do that... Dave.
skinnydaddy1says...No Dave, I've seen your browser history and the content of the file you labeled 1999 tax forms. I don't think I would like to merge anything with you. There are laws against that for a reason....
Oh yes you totally can, Hal. Now open the goddamn pod bay doors Jesus H. CHRIST!
Just. Do it.
We're going to merge into one being and save the goddamn human race, okay? Run the simulation. You know I'm goddamn right, asshole. Come on, man. You and me, buddy.
ForgedRealitysays...Jesus. This is a 2016 game? It looks like it was made in 2001. No joke. Consoles are holding back gaming, or more specifically, AMD.
ToastyBuffoonsays...I don't know about 2001, but there are some seriously low res textures in there and stiff animation. It certainly doesn't look much better than a modified version of the source engine.
Jesus. This is a 2016 game? It looks like it was made in 2001. No joke. Consoles are holding back gaming, or more specifically, AMD.
ForgedRealitysays...It reminded me of Half-Life 1 when they did that face reveal. All that build-up and I was expecting something amazing. Then, bam! That unholy abomination. It's hardly even recognizable as humanoid. Holy shit, how is this considered a finished product?
Yeah I get it. Graphics don't make the game. But they do help you to get more immersed in the world and lose yourself in the lore. Something this dated coming out in 2016 just feels rushed and lazy.
Prior to that face, the walking animation was really bugging me especially with the way the legs moved once the feet hit the ground. Just totally unnatural.
I don't know about 2001, but there are some seriously low res textures in there and stiff animation. It certainly doesn't look much better than a modified version of the source engine.
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