*promote the awesomeness!

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, September 10th, 2012 5:33am PDT - promote requested by seltar.

I haven't laughed this hard in quite a while.

Better than the Barry White version!

That's hilarious... better give a *quality to be sure...

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by Fusionaut.

Ok Now someone needs to make an ASL video for this video!

Fuck them for trying to make people guilty about masturbation.

This is one of the best things I've ever seen.

>> ^spoco2:

Fuck them for trying to make people guilty about masturbation.


Every sperm is sacred.

>> ^PHJF:

>> ^spoco2:
Fuck them for trying to make people guilty about masturbation.

Every sperm is sacred.


Every Sperm is great.
If a Sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.

Every Sperm is wanted.
Every Sperm is good.
Every Sperm is needed, in your neighbourhood.

So ... even people doing anti-wank sign language are better dancers than me? Great. Just great.

dead

*dead

I've seen this before -- religious folks claiming copyright to keep themselves from being mocked.

I know that there is a silent version of this, which isn't nearly as funny....

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*notdead

Only dead or deadpool videos can be deemed not dead - ignoring notdead request by spoco2.

69th!

The only actual sign language I could make out on this is:

If you jerk it you're gonna make a mess and then cry.

So a normal weekend then?

redacted; I made a mistake because one hand was busy.

*nsfw!!!!

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Jehova's witnesses: the religion that is the most obvious about being a total scam. Only the dumbest need apply.

*dead

You maniacs! You blew it up!

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Awarding chingalera with one Power Point for fixing this video's dead embed code.

"Normally I don't do this
But I'm gonna hit ya'll off with a little taste of the remix
Ya'll ready, here we go

I pick you up from the club
take you home to make some love
Got a surprise close your eyes
I'm gonna cover you with suds

I'm gonna give you some poo-poo
I'm gonna give you some pee-pee
I'm gonna give you some doo-doo
Wash it down with some wee-wee

This is the remix edition of the song about pissing
I got that peeing, leaking, reeking, and there's juice in the kitchen

(talking ...)
yeah, that's how it goes at a R. Kelly party
I sip Cris, you drink piss
I'm wanna piss on you remix, ya heard
Nah, I'm serious I really do want to piss on you

*promote

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Monday, September 10th, 2012 5:33am PDT - promote requested by chingalera.

*hiphop

Adding video to channels (Hiphop) - requested by chingalera.

Silent anti-masturbation message dubbed with 50 cent has been added as a related post - related requested by Zawash on that post.