"Mommy, those aren't the floaties I brought. Mine were yellow, not brown."

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Water weenie."

Wait I got another.

How about... "Sinkers and floaters..."

No?

Umm...

Ah well, I didn't wanna go swimming in that shitty pool anyway.

You had me with the title! I'm still laughing!

AAAAaaaaaHAHAHAHAH!

HA!

I don't even know where to begin?

Try having the runs and do that.. you'll be surprised.

"You can add one more thing to their list of duties"

Thankfully I know exactly what to do and what not to do if I ever happen to be swimming and find a floating brownie.

It's explained in this video, of course you cant understand it because it's in Icelandic, bummer.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'poop, pool, manheim, rules' to 'poop, pool, manheim, rules, off the deep end' - edited by MrFisk

*comedy *terrible

Adding video to channels (Comedy, Terrible) - requested by MrFisk.

clearly a psycho copycat out there.

lock your doors, people.

Dude, how can you even press charges if it's clearly not even written in your own rules?!?!

at the end he says "...a step they hope will FLUSH out a suspect.."

When I was a kid, I use to pee in the ocean. Hey, I was recycling too.

but "No Pooping" is on the posted rules. Coincidentally enough it's rule #2.

What I don't get is why there are people returning to this pool, and only after 30 minutes. I wanna know who is impatiently waiting to get back into the feces water.

That's Pennsylvania Dutch country - I bet an Amish person did it. Filthy buggers.

eew.... why did you even sift this it's disgusting LOL

^

To give my fellow sifters any opportunity to make a poop joke gives me joy.

Did he say it was the lifeguard's duties, or doo-ies?