This reminds me of... Rock Me Sexy Jebus.

Poor morons...you really do have to feel sorry for them.

It's about time Mary got to be sexy! She's a woman too, she has needs! And maybe some presents she could actually use, instead of spices and incense.

I prefer the Kiwi take on the sexy-Christmas theme.

Edit - Dear God! I've confused Aussie and Kiwi! I'm going straight to heck!

That was it? Did the image feed on this report get mixed up with another one? This is "very sexual undertones"? It's just a coupling freaking mannakins posed with gowns! Oooh, so they prop one knee up and it's BARE MANNAKIN LEGS; how racy!

Wow. That's in amazingly poor taste.

And no, not the "Sexy Mary," though that pose is ridiculous. More the fact that Madison is saying they're on par with the Three Wise Men.

"Coming up at ten, what these women plan to do if this nativity scene isn't changed" ...

Protest the store-front in niqabs? Lob molotovs in the window?

I suppose the woman interviewed did not bare/spread her legs when (if) she gave birth?


And on a different note, history shows (and art history illustrates) that the character of Mary gained in importance mainly to introduce a sexual appeal to the christian doctrine.

Is this kind of pornography allowed on the Sift?!

Totally coulda been WAY sexier. I'm disappointed.

As she slowly lifted up her skirt, the men of the town were horrified to see...the Holy Mother's knee. As the Puritans started the fire at the stake baby Golden Jesus screamed, "Hallelujah! Joyful, joyful, we adore bargains at Madison's fine clothing emporium!" And at that moment the sky opened wide, spilling forth gold, frankincense and blood.

AMEN.

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