Easily the best non-story of the day!

Moving this video to theaceofclubz's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.

No news like the news that can be made with one's own energy and will-This is the change which needs to take place-meta-program the FUCKING WORLD!!!!!!...start with yourself-

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Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued - promote requested by choggie.

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Invocations (nsfw) cannot be called by chilaxe because chilaxe is not privileged - sorry.

Oh to return to the days when airport security just shot you instead of asking a supervisor what was going on...

OMG, those are hotpants. Cover your eyes.

Wait. The anchor said this "nearly interrupted a play at a local church"...? How?

oh no, NOT PROVOCATIVE CLOTHES!!!! aaaaaa, i'm hurt.. my soul... i will never go to heaven now.

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Looking forward to the new Bruno movie - I'm sure this will be in it.

>> ^atara:
Wait. The anchor said this "nearly interrupted a play at a local church"...? How?


I know! DId they mix up two stories or something???

>> ^dag:
Looking forward to the new Bruno movie - I'm sure this will be in it.


Agreed

Apparently the commotion caused by two men gyrating in hot pants disturbed the airport patrons so much that they fled, screaming, into the local church for prayer and guidance. This naturally could have disrupted the Easter play being run, but luckily the fleeing mob was stopped by a roaming televangelist who stole their wallets and ran off, never to be heard from again. And that's the story of Jesus! Amen.

>> ^atara:
Wait. The anchor said this "nearly interrupted a play at a local church"...? How?


yeah totally, wtf is up with that

Were people really so shocked? When they panned over to the group of old people they were all laughing. Seems they were getting a kick out of Bruno.

Oh the drama!

riiiight

"the security staff did nothing because they were told the film crew had permission to be there"

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhht. So now we know how to completely disable airport security.

Only in the south.

Exactly. I was just imagining those two men gyrating to the laughter of patrons, then blowing themselves up. Gawd bless America.

>> ^MINK:
riiiight
"the security staff did nothing because they were told the film crew had permission to be there"
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhht. So now we know how to completely disable airport security.

THERE'S NO SEXY DANCING IN AIRPORTS! only platonic, non-flirtatious, disgusting, and unattractive dancing.

I wonder if they caught the irony and the goal of the film crew describing itself as making a documentary about American culture and then doing something that would offend their cultural sensibilities.

Such profane debauchery... thank goodness for the anchor's warning.

>> ^thinker247:
Apparently the commotion caused by two men gyrating in hot pants disturbed the airport patrons so much that they fled, screaming, into the local church for prayer and guidance. This naturally could have disrupted the Easter play being run, but luckily the fleeing mob was stopped by a roaming televangelist who stole their wallets and ran off, never to be heard from again. And that's the story of Jesus! Amen.

tofumar? is that you? he's ALIVE!!!

>> ^atara:
Wait. The anchor said this "nearly interrupted a play at a local church"...? How?


As soon as the people at the church heard about it, they had to go see...

nibiyabi - Kansas isn't in the south, it's in the middle of nowhere.

I grew up in Wichita and it's every bit of "stick up the butt" crap hole as this video suggests. I'm sooooo glad I left that state.

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Adding video to channels (British) - requested by Zifnab.