Ricky Gervais 2012 Golden Globes Opening Monologue

TheSluiceGatesays...

The original UK version of The Office is simply one of the greatest and funniest TV shows of all time, and was tightly scripted and deftly co-directed by Ricky Gervais.

Ricky Gervias is one of the most singularly unfunny people on the face of the planet.

Divide by Ø.

Quboidsays...

He thinks Kim Kardashian is "a bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker" than HRH The Duchess of Cambridge Princess Catherine? I don't care about our royals but they deserve more than being described as "a bit" classier than a fucking Kardashian.

Xaielaosays...

They most def censored a few moments. It was hard to catch but it was there. The night itself was pretty much the same drivel as every year, with one acceptation. They did the right thing and chose Peter Dinklage for his roll in A Game of Thrones. The crowd was so behind that one as well. He deserved it.

ChaosEnginesays...

>> ^Quboid:

He thinks Kim Kardashian is "a bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker" than HRH The Duchess of Cambridge Princess Catherine? I don't care about our royals but they deserve more than being described as "a bit" classier than a fucking Kardashian.


Meh, they're both people famous for the sake of it. Let me know when Kate Windsor actually does something of merit.

dannym3141says...

I thought he was funny. People complain that he wasn't insulting enough but given the range of people that were presenting he'd be a bit hard pressed to insult half of them cos they're the nice end of the hollywood spectrum - banderas, portman, etc. they're hardly flamboyant or selfish or anything. Got a few really good insults in, made a fool out of depp and depp loved it, got elton thank god, and a REALLY good insult about the lavishness of the affair during a recession which for me made this the best speech of all he's done; great statement from a man who has enough money to pay no attention to the hardships of a recession.

Just look at that miserable fat fucking flamboyant diva cunt elton john. Miserable twat, i felt my soul start to drain as soon as the camera centred on his jowly podgy churchill cheeks. He's like a fat, old, ugly, slightly camp dementor sucking up the joy everywhere he goes and depositing misery in its place. I've never seen an old man throw a temper tantrum like a 6 year old girl until him. Cos that's what he is. Old. And a D-list celebrity.

Sorry.

Quboidsays...

>> ^ChaosEngine:

>> ^Quboid:
He thinks Kim Kardashian is "a bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker" than HRH The Duchess of Cambridge Princess Catherine? I don't care about our royals but they deserve more than being described as "a bit" classier than a fucking Kardashian.

Meh, they're both people famous for the sake of it. Let me know when Kate Windsor actually does something of merit.


True, but any well mannered young lady is more than "a bit" classier than a Kardashian.

Yogisays...

I agree he's funny...since when is being just an insulting fuck funny forever? Don Rickles is funny because he knows when to lay back and when to go in hard. I think Ricky is funny and this performance was funny because he wasn't just a constant prick.

cosmovitellisays...

>> ^Quboid:

>> ^ChaosEngine:
>> ^Quboid:
He thinks Kim Kardashian is "a bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker" than HRH The Duchess of Cambridge Princess Catherine? I don't care about our royals but they deserve more than being described as "a bit" classier than a fucking Kardashian.

Meh, they're both people famous for the sake of it. Let me know when Kate Windsor actually does something of merit.

True, but any well mannered young lady is more than "a bit" classier than a Kardashian.


Plus the kardashians work for a living instead of riding on the backs of the starving poor. Course, I'd rather screw the princess just like you animals..

Quboidsays...

I think the Princess came from a self-made wealthy family. Then she met and fell in love with someone incredibly rich. Well done to her.

I'm not trying to say that she's anything special but she seems like a nice, intelligent and well mannered woman. Unlike the Kardashians.

Of course, I've got no idea what any of these people are really like.

>> ^cosmovitelli:

>> ^Quboid:
>> ^ChaosEngine:
>> ^Quboid:
He thinks Kim Kardashian is "a bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker" than HRH The Duchess of Cambridge Princess Catherine? I don't care about our royals but they deserve more than being described as "a bit" classier than a fucking Kardashian.

Meh, they're both people famous for the sake of it. Let me know when Kate Windsor actually does something of merit.

True, but any well mannered young lady is more than "a bit" classier than a Kardashian.

Plus the kardashians work for a living instead of riding on the backs of the starving poor. Course, I'd rather screw the princess just like you animals..

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