Their argument is bulletproof.

My brain hurts.

Marriage is religious anyway and we all know that's nothing but lies...

http://i.imgur.com/DM8Sy.jpg

Hetero-only marriage is just like gravity... its value varies depending on the size of the planet you're sitting on. And whether you're at the poles or near the equator. Its science. Don't try to argue. You're wrong.

... and obviously in outerspace anyone can marry anything.

Couldn't watch it. They're just so retarded. Everybody knows that redefining marriage is more like redefining centrifugal force.

Check and mate.

You know you can't tell the parody from the serious videos.

One would think this was a parody, but it is on the official Focus on the Family's Citizen Link website (http://www.citizenlink.com/2011/05/13/redefining-gravity/)... now how serious they are is another question, but given their traditional stance on gay marriage and lack of understanding of even the basic precepts of science, I would guess they are being serious. We may have to invoke Poe's Corollary here.

I didn't realize marriage was just like a law of physics... If this isn't a parody, it should be.