It just occurred to me, where does Clark Kent change into Superman these days? Maybe he's got an app.

We had a rotary phone and our number ended with 9900, people hated calling us. I remember when you made a long distance call on it and the operator would come on my mom would tell her our number to bill it to. They were so trusting back then.

LOL - "Is this old fashioned phone?"

Now they're ALL payphones.

The Kryptonian Mind Raper, standard issue personal retcon. It's like an emp blastwave except that it gives everyone within a mile radius crippling anxiety and false memories of rape and/or molestation.

Now Superman can change wherever he likes and no one is gonna say shit. Just slinging his super dickery dock around whenever and where ever he pleases without fear. Like dad after the midlife crisis.

The sight of Superman causes the afflicted to obey all commands, urinate uncontrollably, and even with 100 years of therapy and behavioral analysis, they will NEVER betray his most secreted lifestyle as Clark Kent, mild mannered asexual prick.

It's really an awful technology but it's either that or Superman has to be Superman all the time. Or he has to locate a photobooth or retro arcade with the Jurassic Park machine -- Para Paradise might work, but he would have to mask his intent by flapping his arms around wildly.

That's wonderful.

That look on a kid's face is the only way I'll accept with a smile feeling old.

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