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That's funny you posted this. I was just listening to this special the other day. "Invisible Anus" gets me every time.

methinks we needs a * nsfw like most of Pattons stuff.

The hovering invisible anus of punishment should be part of the flying spaghetti monster mythos.

The Bible = the original torture porn

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does anybody else feel like this fell a little flat compared to his older stuff? i think solving world hunger is actually a pretty decent super power, BRO!

I will never forget the veins standing out on my brother's neck as he spit out how disgusted he was at the idea of a penis entering a male anus.

It clearly was personally revolting to him.

I never understood why he couldn't see HE DIDN'T HAVE TO DO IT.

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Patton is brilliant as always!

>> ^solecist:

does anybody else feel like this fell a little flat compared to his older stuff? i think solving world hunger is actually a pretty decent super power, BRO!


except he never solved world hunger.

>> ^EMPIRE:

>> ^solecist:
does anybody else feel like this fell a little flat compared to his older stuff? i think solving world hunger is actually a pretty decent super power, BRO!

except he never solved world hunger.


oh, you mean jesus didn't solve world hunger in the hypothetical situation where he came back to earth and joined the fucking xmen? really? i'm sorry i made such an egregious error. i must have read the wrong bible.

lol

yeah, even in that hypothetical situation he couldn't have solved world hunger. He managed to feed 1 crowd, for 1 meal, with some loafs and fish. Hardly beyond the powers of good catering!

>> ^solecist:

>> ^EMPIRE:
>> ^solecist:
does anybody else feel like this fell a little flat compared to his older stuff? i think solving world hunger is actually a pretty decent super power, BRO!

except he never solved world hunger.

oh, you mean jesus didn't solve world hunger in the hypothetical situation where he came back to earth and joined the fucking xmen? really? i'm sorry i made such an egregious error. i must have read the wrong bible.

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