Oddly enough, I'm cutting up a palm tree trunk just like that one with the exact same chainsaw model later today....but I'm doing it on the ground.

*copussyugh*

Usually a good idea to engage the brake before putting your hand anywhere near the fucking chain.

*wtf

"The man was able to escape out of the tree according to himself."

Adding video to channels (Wtf) - requested by ant.

That's the fucking chain?

Man, these chainsaws today come equipped with everything!

There was man here in Florida that cut his armpit with a chainsaw while tied off high in the tree where he bled out. Rescue had to come remove his body from the tree. He left a wife and 3 children behind.

Those things are full of palmetto bugs (hence the name) and I can't imagine the number of them swarming out after it caught fire. Those things ick me out worse than regular roaches.

My memory of palmetto bugs is entering a room, turning on a light, three of the bastards turn around, look at me like they're sizing me up, and then scuttle away.

Insects making eye contact with a human is just fundamentally wrong. Insects whose concept of humans is anything less than an ineffable cosmic force have evolved beyond their allotted station and should be purged from existence. They can take their flaming death trees with them.

Just wait a generation or two. They will turn around, look at you, and then flip you the bird and then scuttle away making little squeaky, laughing sounds. Just you wait.

Much like Houston roaches. I remember dozens of times growing up turning the bathroom light on only to have them just stare at me, telepathically yelling "GET OUT OF OUR ROOM!".

Did they have little roach towels to cover their naked bodies? Maybe you should knock first? May want to check with @ant for further tips on all things insect.

Do Huston roaches telepathically yell with a southern accent?