I'm telling you, 50 years. That's all Western civilzation has left. Unless we make hot dogs our currency (5 hot dogs would equal roughly a penny), and then we might have some hope.

"I don't want a woman who will support her husband and the things he done..."

"Bo-hama? Ho-bama?"

"He isn't even going to worship our flag..."

It goes on... someone please *wtf this!

Invocations (wtf) cannot be called by garmachi because garmachi is not privileged - sorry.

Not sure if I should laugh or cry...

I'll give you the *wtf
It's amazing, people who follow faith make it easier on themselves when they fabricate their own 'glorious' history.

"The government of the United States is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion." -John Adams

"The Doctrine of the divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity." - John Adams

The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his father, in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter." -Thomas Jefferson

"I have examined all the known superstitions of the world, and I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology. Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined and imprisoned. What has been the effect of this coercion? To make one half of the world fools and the other half hypocrites; to support roguery and error all over the earth." -Thomas Jefferson

"All natural institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit."- Thomas Paine

And, I may not know everything about Christianity, but wasn't that stuff about Israel being the chosen land with the chosen people pretty much made null and void with the New Testament?

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Ignorance ftw! They should go back to worshiping their flag and W.

How can they even live with not being gods special chosen people? Doesn't everyone think they are the chose ones?

These people are ignorant of too many things to count.
They should go read The Establishment Clause, the No Religious Test Clause, and what the founding fathers actually believed instead of parroting rumors.

The only major difference between McCain and Huckabee is on economic policy. They're both extreme social conservative religious fanatics with delusions about the founding fathers.

Every time I hear someone fawn about the "founders" I think of The Dominion. Democracy and liberty are NOT based on hero-worship or ancestor-worship.

And if these people actually read the bible they would see that Jesus himself proposed separation of religion and state: "Give unto Caesar that which is Caesar's and unto the Lord that which is the Lord's."

I'm Aussie. Are people in the south of the US seriously this stupid? ... you guys really need to fix your fucking education system before this bullshit takes over the entirety of your country (which it pretty much has already done).

There is too much tolerance for homeshcools where ignoramuses like this produce a dozen more ignoramuses like this.

Homeschoolees should have to pass tests at every grade level to maintain their eligibility to be homeschooled.

They voted for Jes... uh... Bush last time. I guess it was the right decision. Right? That worked right? Didn't it? Good idea right?

Don't tell me when the 'End Times' are coming. OK?! Shut UP! I'll know when it happens when I look into the sky and see magical happy winged people nailing 'The End' with credits to all actors involved, plus a reference to 'Technicolor'. Surely then... we will be at the end of the world.

Praise be the magic-man!

Snakes can talk.. people can fly... and a man named Jesus lives in the sky.

It's almost as if the sixties never happened.

I disagree, it's almost as if the enlightenment never happened.

I feel sorry for these old ladies who have been misled.

It's the kid you should feel sorry for. She still has a life ahead of her which may or may not be positive and productive.

>> ^bigbikeman:
I disagree, it's almost as if the enlightenment never happened.


Awesome.

They throw round the Logos (the word) like its soon to become unfashionable.

Anyone that believes in rapture, end time, or whatever else, needs to be shipped off to a different planet. They don't care what mess we make, because they think it will soon be immaterial, whereas the sane and non-deluded people know that isn't going to happen and are beginning to (or already do) realise that we have to do everything in our power to ensure there IS an earth for us to live in.

It's like being a siamese twin, and you're saying to your twin "i'm fairly sure that drinking anti freeze is bad for us", but he disagrees and likes the taste too much. They are going to kill with their ignorance.

Why not go out tomorrow and pour millions of tons of crude oil into the ocean? IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY!

I bet he felt guilty when he ate that delicious looking meal, knowing full well he was going to post this video on the web and open these women up to the derision of all. Fo' shame.

I'm not sure they would feel shame if they are really true to their convictions. If you really believe in something, then you should be willing to risk a little ridicule. These people purport to be Christians, did not Jesus leave himself exposed to more than ridicule? Did he not pay a very high price for his convictions?

They should celebrate their idiocy. It's not as if they're really exposed here, don't most people in the "Red States" share at least some of these convictions?

^I could be accused of sharing some very Christian convictions, and I feel no shame. Mostly the whole Love thing. I dig that.

>> ^treelovinhippie:
I'm Aussie. Are people in the south of the US seriously this stupid? ... you guys really need to fix your fucking education system before this bullshit takes over the entirety of your country (which it pretty much has already done).


Over the last few decades, Republicans have been systematically destroying public education for that very purpose. An educated population is harder to control. A faithful population is easier to control. Simple as that.

@jwray: Homeschoolers get a bad name from the few lunatics who do homeschool. There are many who get wonderful rounded educations at home.

This is what happens when you have 30 years of people not giving a shit about who gets in office.

Like it or not, votes DO shape society, if you leave it up to retards to vote, you get retards in office, who perpetuate retardation.

Lovely circle you guys got there. Cant say you didnt deserve it either.

>> ^treelovinhippie:
I'm Aussie. Are people in the south of the US seriously this stupid? ... you guys really need to fix your f*ing education system before this bullsh* takes over the entirety of your country (which it pretty much has already done).


It really hasn't taken over all of our country. I was born and grew up in the bay area, CA, where I think I only ran across one or two people that thumped the bible. I moved to Georgia about 3 years ago and I can personally attest to the ignorance down here. When reasonable arguments are replaced with various bible versus, you're going down the wrong road.

@jwray: My brother was home schooled for 11 years, and not only does he have some pretty decent logic ability, is an Eagle scout, and has been published in the newspaper, but he also has almost no interest in religion whatsoever.

>> ^schmawy:
^I could be accused of sharing some very Christian convictions, and I feel no shame. Mostly the whole Love thing. I dig that.


How about the whole Genocide thing?

NO ONE GOES AGAINST ISRAEL

^ What he said.

FWIW, I've known several very intelligent, well-rounded homeschoolers. Never met a moron that I knew to be homeschooled, but I guess the crazy fundies that homeschool their kids and teach them nothing but religion don't live near me.

^IWN

more morons voting based on belief or faith rather than even KNOWING the stance of their candidate. It's effin' scary.

oh...this is quoted from that little brainwashed dummychild:

"the thing is...we need god in our governments because—the thing is that they pulled god out and like she's saying it's "in god we trust" on our money and we need to trust in god 'cause it's pullin—everybody's pulling away from god but they don't know what's going to follow them and they need to have faith in god and get him back in."

Does this gibberish remind anybody of this?

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the US should help the US, er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."

Let's sell the "South" back to the Native Americans, we'll turn the South into one huge Las Vegas. It'll pay for our debt.

Eh. That I could do without.

>> ^nibiyabi:
>> ^schmawy:
^I could be accused of sharing some very Christian convictions, and I feel no shame. Mostly the whole Love thing. I dig that.

How about the whole Genocide thing?

wait, they're from lynchburg and they don't want obama for president?

e-nygma, if you were looking for the line, congratulations, you found it and crossed it.

How is that a line-crosser? Seriously, how is that a line-crosser? You think things like that don't color every part of their psyches with a broad stroke every day they spend in that town?

This video, the individuals it depicts and the masses they represent scare me more than any threat from outside this country. Calling them ignorant allows us to metaphorically pat them on the heads as we walk on by feeling morally and intellectually superior. This is a mistake. As dannym3141 suggests, their comfort in the FACTUALITY of the end of the world is not just mildly significant. It is so unfortunate that democracy requires that these people are able to sit around the same table as everyone else. Aristotle wrote that government is much like a dinner party and democracy is the best because we all get the benefits of the myriad flavors of the pot-luck dishes and home-brewed wine of our fellow citizens. I say, the corn bread from Lynchburg tastes like poison. (But the booze is great! Thanks Jack Daniel)

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