Wow - that's amazing I just watched a guy dribble diarrhea out of his mouth for just over 1 minute...

Producer Jeff: Mike?

Actor-on-screen Mike: (to off camera) Yes Jeff? (to camera) It's my producer. It must important product information. (off camera) Go ahead Jeff.

Jeff: You're fired. You know that right?

Mike: (off camera) I most certainly do, Jeff, and by the way, my wife says hello, and you left your underwear on the floor in our bedroom... you know, the leather ones? (camera) It's MAG-MA... from the center of the earth; the shit's HOT. For real. Don't touch this thing. It'll burn your ass.

Jeff: Mike, about that thing with your wife, we--wait, are you high?

Mike: (off camera) I most certainly am, Jeff, but not as high as the price I'll pay for my divorce. (to no one in particular) MAG-MA. MAAAAG-MA. It's some hot shit. MAGMA! That's way better sounding than lava right? Magma Lamp. This is a MAGMA LAMP folks. It's hot shit. Buy it now, but don't touch it. It'll burn your ass, and not in the way Jeff likes my wife to burn his ass with melted wax. Next up? I go on a shooting spree in the studio, AAAND affordable diamond rings for your marriage proposal that will inevitably end in the treachery of a close friend taking place in your own bedroom while you mourn the death of your mother in another state... right after this message. ... ... Alright, who wants to play with daddy first? Jeff? ... Jeff?

What exactly makes this standard lava lamp worth over $50 with shipping and handling?

Nothing.

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I actually kind of like this guy's stream-of-consciousness style. Sure beats a straight delivery. And you get the feeling that he's into self-loathing because of his shitty job selling lava lamps. That's always tasty.

>> ^pierrekrahn:
What exactly makes this standard lava lamp worth over $50 with shipping and handling?


Because it's real lava. Weren't you paying attention?

that was awesome.

God he was awesome on QVC. How did he get away with this? It sounds like he's completely ignoring script and direction and just chilling.

I'm glad he found success with Dirty Jobs.

>> ^Zonbie:
Wow - that's amazing I just watched a guy dribble diarrhea out of his mouth for just over 1 minute...

I thought this was hilarious. He does a good job keeping you entertained. After all, he is selling an effin LAVA LAMP!

Anyone else think he is the carbon copy of Jeff Goldbloom?

no.
..sorry, but no.

Does no one realize this is Mike Rowe? From Dirty Jobs?

edit: Heyyy...didn't read everyone's comments thoroughly enough. Yay ADD.

He also does the voice over work for Deadliest Catch, and American Chopper.

I love this man, he's fucking awesome. Glad he finally made it to a show worthy of him.

*promote, this is so way awesome

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 5:26pm PDT - promote requested by EDD.