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This video is such a big fat liar, don't listen to it.

But it still won't make you blind right? Right?

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Fake! Because that would mean a pin prick to the vagina could also be fatal. And that's never happened to any girlfriend of mine my friend.

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fuckin harsh @! I wasnt expecting that I thought this was some sort of psa. why peel it ? wash it and giver.

At some point during the autopsy... SOMEONE walked in and said, "nom-nom-nom, Eeeeh.. What's up, Doc?".

>> ^kronosposeidon:
Fake! Because that would mean a pin prick to the vagina could also be fatal. And that's never happened to any girlfriend of mine my friend.


It's okay, we all know you're still bigger then blankfist Your friend.


Also, if it's a cut to her vaginal walls, wouldn't someone walk in to see her laying there..dead..carrot still somehwhat....wedged?

Fake, because you only need 5 lit candles to fuck a carrot.

I find this incredibly hard to believe.

Also, you still use a fucking condom. Its a goddamn carrot for fucks sake. Looking to get an infection?

This video answers the age-old question: If masturbating makes you go blind and carrots improve eyesight then what happens when you masturbate with a carrot?

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>> ^NordlichReiter:
Also, you still use a fucking condom. Its a goddamn carrot for fucks sake. Looking to get an infection?


Little known fact - Carrots carry the herpes virus

Little known fact - watching Spike TV causes brain damage.

She should have stuck with pineapples.

ps. masturbating spelled wrong in the title.

oh, and *wtf?

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She failed her Master Baiter class.

She said, "So I won't put a carrot in there now..."
I said, "You mean you won't put a carrot in there anymore."

since when do carrots have sharp edges to cut you?!

Your ass hurts, and everybody in the supermarket looks at you funny.

>> ^Structure:
This video answers the age-old question: If masturbating makes you go blind and carrots improve eyesight then what happens when you masturbate with a carrot?

The body is still warm, so does that mean I can still eat the carrot?

That was a somewhat interesting medical curiosity ruined by unbelievably irritating presentation. Just sayin'

And that is why food is never a good substitute for sex.