the first joke was meh, only because the punchline is foreseeable.

the second, got a chuckle. and his summary.

The comedy always comes post-analysis of the joke.

I thought the world's funniest joke was here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvj1QGqfQyg

http://www.videosift.com/video/Monty-Python-Funniest-Joke-in-the-World#comment-337935

Wot??? The first joke, even though I have heard it many times, if fricking hilarious. Of course, the analysis totally tops it off.

oooooooh jimmy...

I thought the funniest joke was the one where Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were camping?

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of red, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.

Some hours later Holmes woke up, nudged his faithful friend and said, "Watson, I want you to look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars." Sherlock said, "And what does that tell you?"

After a minute or so of pondering Watson said, "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Metereologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day today. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for about 30 seconds and said, "Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"

>> ^djsunkid:

Zee Sherlock Holmes Joke goes here.

When I first saw Jimmy on Top Gear, I just didn't find him funny, but he has grown enormously on me (I should get that looked at really)... and yeah, his analysis was the best bit of these jokes

Q: How come Helen Keller can't have kids??



A: Because she's DEAD!

"Make sure he's dead."
"Just like your MOM LAST NIGHT! Ohhhhhh, SON GOT RIPPED!"

The second joke was, I think, originally a Flip Wilson joke. His delivery was much better.

Sorry, I LOATHE Jimmy Carr. Saw him live at Edinburgh Festival. Awful.

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Those weren't really funny.

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