Jesus Shooting Santa

News Story On Christmas Display of Jesus Shooting Santa and Rudolph Being Hit By a Truck.
omnistegansays...

I can't even imagine phoning the police about this.

"Hello, this is your local police dept. How can I help?"
"Hi, yes, my neighbor has a statue of Jesus shooting Santa and I want you to force him to take it down."
"..."

Fusionautsays...

>> ^HollywoodBob:
>> ^Fusionaut:
>> ^braindonut:
What a great opportunity to explain two imaginary beings to your child, at once.

Well technically Jesus of Nazareth did exist. It's just his Godhood that's up for debate.

And your evidence for this is?


Well, that's what I learned in my world religions class in. The professor was an atheist if that helps. Oh, and also wikipedia says so, giving untold amounts of credibilty to my statement.

'Jesus of Nazareth' is used when talking about the historical Jesus and 'Jesus Christ' is used when talking about the christian Jesus.

And on top of that, I asked my magic 8 ball "Did Jesus of Nazareth exist?" and its response was 'maybe.'

Shpydirsays...

Hasn't broken any laws? I guess that's a fake shotgun then. I'm pretty sure there's a law against unsecured firearms (loaded or not) where I live. Replace the gun with a good replica or fake and this is pretty hilarious.

Of course we all know Santa's winning the real fight.

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