Kate Beckinsale is so cute,
if she made a footprint in the snow, I'd fuck it.

Flying a kite.... WINK! ROFLMAOWTF!

"Next time someone tells me to go fly a kite, I'm going to think they're telling me to go get raped!" Awesome.

Snow Angels is my friend David's movie. I'm excited to see that one, for obvious reasons. My other friend, Danny, is in Drillbit Taylor. So, I guess what I'm trying to say by dropping names no one on here knows anything about is that I'm so fucking cool. So, there. I'm cool. Why? Because I dropped names and said that I was cool, so... that makes me cool. Right? Right.

Your friend David? As in David Gordon Green? He's your friend?? I think that does make you cool, actually.

> "I Love Movies"

I like turtles.

This is the absolutely goddamn retarded last nail in the coffin of internet sarcasm. This ruins it for everyone.

>> ^Sarzy:
Your friend David? As in David Gordon Green? He's your friend?? I think that does make you cool, actually.


Yeah, David Green and I went to filmschool together. He's a great guy and a great filmmaker. Actually, he shot a portion of George Washington in my college house in Winston-Salem, NC. I moved out during the summer and he moved in all the kids and crew to live in our place. The place was a wreck when they left, though.

I miss barry norman more now...

LOL

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