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This should be funny. If only I hadn't heard this same monologue made seriously, so many times.

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I'm sorry, your honor...what was the question again?

Just in case you didn't know, freebase is crack cocaine. The term freebasing is a direct reference to cocaine being in its base, non salt form. The only way to get high off of cocaine in its base form is to smoke it, therefore freebasing also refers to smoking cocaine.

Cocaine in its salt form (which he refers to as "toot" in this video) can be snorted, injected, swallowed, and shoved up the butt, because it is absorbed by the body as a salt.

Smoking crack gets you higher, quicker, but doesn't last as long. Hence why being a crack addict is so bad -- you're SUPER high right away but not for very long, so you have to constantly get a fix.

'unless it's my Birthday!'

Yeah, you gotta reward yourself with a present once in a while.

Didn't, so thanks (never understood crack vs vs toot)