oooooh, love that title!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhh, love that he gets it "right" most of the time.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this guy is so fricking charming.

*promote the WOMAN *quality of the word WOMAN

I'm so happy. And he is soooo charming.

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woody allen would be proud.
neurosis brought to the level of art.
bravo my friend....bravo.

though i have to admit never having issue with saying hello to a woman,and most certainly never gave it this much thought.

Awesome! *nsfw for last line.

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Dude seems like he might have Asperger's syndrome to some degree. Not understanding the proper social dance steps is one of the symptoms.

"I don't think the technology is there yet" :-P

The advantage of working in tech and being around almost exclusively tech folks: social awkwardness is accepted and all of this is reduced to handshakes and nods, nothing else. No hugs, no kisses, no fist bumps, nothing.

If I had to interact with "normal" people on a regular basis, I'd need one of those charts.

That was hilarious. Gold.

Really nice editing

My father has Asperger's, though he did get caught very late in life, which had it's own issues. He realized that many of the things we had told him (for quite some time) were indeed very true; and what he once thought was "his truth" was really just a fabrication.

This in turn could make him irritated and possibly angered if you told him something he was doing wrong or how he could change (it takes a "third party" to really change things sometimes). He also could be quite cruel in comments and actions during "family talks". Or just how he approached us and acted towards us when he couldn't figure out the source of his issue(s); like having a doctor visit the next day and not realizing he was going through massive panic attacks, for the simple fact that it was a social meeting. But, since then, with a few years gone by, he has changed a lot. He's now much more calm and much nicer, a literal 180...

This guy I doubt has Asperger's, mostly due to the way he sarcastically remarks over all of his social cues and techniques--the whole video. If an Asperger's could do this, I'm not sure you would even bother calling them Asperger's. Anyway, if you still have doubts, click one the YouTube link, and watch some of his other comic videos; it seems to me like he was playing a *role*--to some degree--in this video, as he seems very different in other videos (and if watched more and more of them, perhaps I'll find one where he acts like a new Persona in that as well).

Oh and this too:

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My chart is so different... How do you account for those moments when you lock eyes with a woman you've never seen before and it's sex time?

He's a standup comedian.

"Men I understand. Chin up if you know them, chin down if you don't. Over hand shake for friends, hugs for family members, pounds for children, handshakes for everybody else." hahaha! Made me laugh out loud. So true.