You're lucky I waited till the 30 sec. mark, because I was just about to downvote this in a heartbeat.

I'm not lucky.. there is no way you could stop watching this about 10 seconds in.. I doubt anyone has that kind of will power.

Yes, because it's rather hard to find porn on the internet elsewhere. I mean, I've never seen anything like this before!

I was going to downvote for Phil Collins.

Hey Jesus, that's entrapment! Not fair, not fair at all.
(Yeah Deano, Phil Colins WOULD be a better reason to downvote. He's more offensive than porn, and more evil.)

Same here my finger was itching on the downvote.

Jesus is a pervert watching you shower, defecate and masturbate.

uhhh... yeah... right, me too, i was so morally outraged and offended that i was going to downvote too.

but my mouse hand was occupied.

This is Your Dad's fault, Jesus. He makes only 1 in 10,000 women look like that. Clone me up some of the good stuff if You want to end the self-abuse. Otherwise you'll continue to be cross.

well because the only dissenter other than me was ant I feel compelled to qualify my down vote, so I will.


LAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

The guy playing Jesus here sounds like the Jesus on MC Chris' last album..

so.... who's the girl?

Does Jesus say "Jeez" and "God?" Are those even oaths to him? I'm going to start shouting my own name as an oath. MEG, you people, this video isn't particularly humorous.

It's little bit humorous.
vive la diference!

best jesus video i've seen all day

I love jesus as a joke.

Her name is Jaime Hammer, Chaucer. Knowing that makes me a pervert, probably.

Have to go with James, LAME! HOLY LAME!

nahh man, don't be down, i laughed hard. something about his acting style and bad wig. it is 2.6mm away from being not funny. That's what makes it funny?

jeez, the most downvotes i have ever seen, for THIS? lol!
upvoted just to piss you off!

WTF! How is this #1 recent video??? LOL! Probably the most downvoted #1 video ever.

the jesus acting is awful.

Why does everyone keep critizing the acting and costume?? It's a freaking video about Jesus yelling at you for masturbating! So sorry it's not Broadway quality! Damn, this site has unrealistic standards sometimes. It's like some people want to become engrossed into Don't-Masturbate-Jesus.

(Runs off to find an oscar worthy anti-masturbation Jesus video.)

hey, I wouldn't expect/want 'Broadway' quality, but i would at least expect it to have something going for it. the acting was just one of the crappy things about it.

This is Number 1?

Disgraceful.

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