And this is precisely why I shave my head.

Cant something be done about his voice? Aren't there any voice filters they can use on it to get rid of the nasal whine?

Absolutely. I have a regular barber and I just walk in every 6-8 weeks, say, "hey Moe, number one again please" and walk out feeling like a new man. I'd hate to be in David's position... I hate haircuts and they're worse if you don't know exactly what's coming.
>> ^robbersdog49:

And this is precisely why I shave my head.

People are weird.

I'm with him all the way, except that once someone has cut my hair, some sort of Stockholm Syndrome takes effect and unless they completely f*ck it up, I'll go back to them every time until they leave town or die. What I don't understand is people who love to get their hair cut. But then again, some people love to shop, so there you go.

I think the people you are referring to are commonly called "women".

>> ^kymbos:

I'm with him all the way, except that once someone has cut my hair, some sort of Stockholm Syndrome takes effect and unless they completely f ck it up, I'll go back to them every time until they leave town or die. What I don't understand is people who love to get their hair cut. But then again, some people love to shop, so there you go.

Ant enjoys every bit of getting his hair cut.

There's only two things I don't like about getting a haircut:

- Making awkard conversation. I pay you to cut my hair, not dig into my psyche!

- Pretending you have any knowledge about fashion, haircuts and hair gels. I really don't care what expensive product you put in there, I got the cheap stuff at home.

>> ^robbersdog49:

And this is precisely why I shave my head.

Same here. I'm sure I've saved hundreds over the years by not having to pay someone to do my hair, and I really don't mind the conversations, but all those other reasons are why I didn't laugh a single time at this video, only nodded my head in agreement.

I go to a normal barber so the whole washing thing is out. I tried a new barber one time since my guy was on vacation and I had a wedding to go to. I sat down and they said what numbers, I said what are numbers? I had no clue what that was. I've been going to my barber since my first haircut. I sit down and I just say like this or like that and he just does it. I guess I'm spoiled barber wise.

You do have a shiny blue scalp too.
>> ^robbersdog49:

And this is precisely why I shave my head.

...People make fun of barbers showing you the back of your head with a mirror? I've never heard of that. Why is that even funny?

Rule # 37: I don't need a conversation. We aren't friends. You are effectively an extention of my hygene like clipping my toenails.

Living in a foreign country where I can only speak a bit of the language, I HATE getting my hair cut. I'll put it off for so long, just in case I get back to an English speaking country where I can actually ask for precisely what I want.

Even in France, they still say "Quand est-ce-que le derniere fois que vous prendre un coiffure" or somethnig like that... They're judging me! Yes, so it was 4 months, sorry I didn't give you 30 euros any sooner, but you make me so uncomfortable!

I've learned to cut my own hair. Perfect every time.

>> ^hamsteralliance:

I've learned to cut my own hair. Perfect every time.
me too. i hate going to barbers. i bought a buzzer and every 2 month just shave my head almost-bald, usually takes me 30-40min but i'm always happy w/ the result